*Guess who has the best nachoes in my area? Yes, Target. Unfortunately, almost everytime I go there, they're out of chips. I went there like Thursday and they were out of chips, I came back today after church and they still were out of chips. On top of that, the cashier was hungover. He didn't even tell me that they were out of chips today, he just whispered to his fellow cashier that they were out, and refunded my money back without telling me what he was doing.
*Dear neighbor, ummm hello your pet DOBERMAN is on the loose.

That was like the third loose dog I seen this week, they weren't homeless because they were well groomed and had collars.
*I went to pick up my order of contacts today, I stood there like 5 minutes before she asked can she help me. The doctor asked me how was the trial pair of contacts, I said that the left one gets blurred when I first put them in, he said that's not unsual if you don't put in your contact with the marks pointing at 3:00 or 9:00, ummm why didn't you tell me this last time.
*I went to watch performances downtown a few days ago, there were kids running around on the stage WHILE people were performing. The parents thought it was perfectly okay.