Do's and Don'ts of sex

[AlphaGamDiva]

fun threads need to make a comeback.......BUMP

[rainbowbrightCS]

Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
fun threads need to make a comeback.......BUMP

Paging BabyP!!!!

[BabyP]

Originally posted by rainbowbrightCS
Paging BabyP!!!!

yes?? I got the page. The Sex Doctor is here like (Dr. Ruth)...... speak to me.........

wow it will take me time to read the rest of the thread.........

[4RunnerStar]

Do: bend down and whisper in my ear...even if nobody else is in the house its still sweet

Don't: moan and groan like all that is really happening for you...just be sweet and enjoy it. if you cant explain it in the morning but cant stop thinking about me...then thats a good sign and being loud didnt have to get you there...

Do: kiss me like you mean it

Don't: rush it...let the magic happen

Do: tell me how much you love me and how beautiful i am ONLY if you mean it...cause if i dont think you mean it...the mood will be gone for me and i feel sorry for you

Don't: tell everybody...if you sincerily enjoyed it you wont need to tell everybody because you'll be so protective that you won't want random guys knowing about my sweetspots cause you'll just want to kill them when they comment. and if you do tell people...and it gets back around to me...it might be the last time because i'm going to realize you just wanted some pooter when you were trying to make me believe that you loved me

[norcalchick]

don't "accidentally" slip into the wrong hole...

[_Opi_]

^ gross. How does one confuse the two?

[BirthaBlue4]

If you drop the condom in the grass, DON'T pick it up and put it back on.

[HotDamnImAPhiMu]

DON'T argue with me, talk about your exgirlfriend, or spend 15 minutes in the bathroom pooping and THEN be all shocked I have very important laundry to do.

[CUGreekgirl]

DON'T argue with me, talk about your exgirlfriend,

Yes, definitely do NOT talk about the ex's. I was in the moment w/ one of my bf and he goes "you have Victoria Secret underwear on" ..... "my ex-girlfriend used to work there". Needless to say, the mood was definitely killed!

[piphimaggie]

Don't make me wait all bored while you "hang" at your fraternity house when all your brothers think you're a joke anyways and only pledged you because you're good at a sport...have you noticed how you spend half the time in the corner alone while they ignore you?

Do slow dance with me in my room to a good song beforehand.

Dont ask me a stupid question like "who do you think curses more during sex, guys or girls?" right after sex and expect me to not look weirded out....am I missing something or is that actually a trend or just something you got from movies?

Do light a candle to set the mood.

Dont tell me right afterwards "I coulda lasted longer b-but you looked like you were enjoying yourself so much that I...ya know..."

Do commence with the playful tickle fighting and prepare to lose

[thermobryan]

Originally posted by norcalchick
don't "accidentally" slip into the wrong hole...

HAHA, oh man...havent done that in forever...

[thermobryan]

DO: Finish til I"m done, I can't help it if you dried up and are done...

DON'T: tell me, "you have a hand dont you"

[preciousjeni]

Don't: Ask "Did you climax?" WHO SAYS THAT??? UGHHHH!

Don't: If I'm on top, don't just lie there with your hands behind your head watching me (unless I've already said to do that!)

Don't: Tell me to throw it back and then complain when you get hurt.

Don't: Put anything into a woman's ear unless she has expressly given you permission. (EWWWWWWWWWWW!)

Don't: Tell me not to leave any marks on you...because your wife my see!! Whaaaat??? Yeah, that's when you need to GO!

Do: Listen to me and try to get in sync with me. I'm not hard to please - and I know what I like.

Do: Give me some indication that I'm doing something right.

Do: Be prepared because you've never had it like this.

(Disclaimer: As always, I have to say, I'm remaining celibate now until I marry - future husband take notes, though!)

[preciousjeni]

Originally posted by BirthaBlue4
If you drop the condom in the grass, DON'T pick it up and put it back on.

OH NO GIRL!! LOLOLOL!! I thought of another one, but it's for me personally. Do bite your lip, bare your teeth and say "Mmm, Girl" many times over with passion!! And, unlike some of these ladies, I don't want to hear any weak moans. Grunt like you're doing somethin!!!

[PureGoldF2K1]

DO: try this tip: tie a hair tie around the base of your penis before putting the condom on...it really makes you last longer! just try it!!