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Old 07-14-2003, 03:52 PM
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Do- Learn to control your left leg for clutching so it doesn't get all wobbly when I'm giving you head on the interstate.
Feel free to bite me, just don't draw blood
Smack that ass
Take off your socks! Nothing ruins it more for me than if you're totally naked but still have your socks on.

Don't- Worry about getting picked on cuz your floormates can hear me through the walls. They're just jealous.
Drip sweat on me, please....yuck
Ask for anything that you aren't willing to give/receive in return (ex. oral sex, anal sex, etc.)
Worry about your roommate walking in. I'm in my element and what he sees is his fault. The big black X on the door shoulda been enough warning.

ETA: Don't be afraid to laugh during sex. There's no way you can keep a straight face when our bodies make that farting noise when we're that close together. Take a second for both of us to laugh it off, and then get back into the action.
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Old 07-14-2003, 05:04 PM
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Don't automatically assume that since we've slept together before, that you can get it whenever you feel like it, ESPECIALLY when you KNOW I have a boyfriend!
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Old 07-14-2003, 06:13 PM
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Don't automatically assume that since we've slept together before, that you can get it whenever you feel like it, ESPECIALLY when you KNOW I have a boyfriend!
Amen
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Old 07-15-2003, 02:48 AM
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do wanna have it be more than just sex.....
do kiss me with your eyes open when it's all said and done
don't flip me all over the place.....well, not every 5 seconds, anyway
do get rowdy and talk dirty

DON'T friggin tell me "you're SO much better than my ex"....while you are trying to compliment, all you're doing is bringing up your past and straight up admitting to thinking of your ex....while, true, i am prob better , don't bring up old isht. ever....
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Old 07-15-2003, 02:52 AM
FiReKraCkEr FiReKraCkEr is offline
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DONT FREAK OUT!!! ARG
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Old 07-15-2003, 09:02 AM
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Do- Take off your socks! Nothing ruins it more for me than if you're totally naked but still have your socks on.

AMEN!!!

OMG, what on earth possess a guy to leave his socks on when everything else is off??
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:19 AM
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This is so funny. Bump!
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Old 07-15-2003, 04:55 PM
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Just thought of another one:

Just because I'm having my period does NOT mean it's hummer week!!!
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Old 07-15-2003, 06:45 PM
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I just find it interesting you guys are saying all this while having your letters in the signatures. I'm not trying to flame anyone or start crap. Yeah sex does happen in real life but is it healthy to associate your letters with being this outward and blatant?
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Old 07-15-2003, 07:03 PM
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DO act out on The Grapist fantasies-put on that Barney costume and do a handstand.

DON'T call out Ronald McDonald's name during sex-I'll knock the hizzle fo nizzle out of you
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:22 PM
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Don't fart ever. ITs never cute.

NEVER fart when I am performing oral sex on you. ITs fricking gross.
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:38 PM
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Don't fart ever. ITs never cute.

NEVER fart when I am performing oral sex on you. ITs fricking gross.
LMAO James. I've heard stories of that happening... icky.
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Old 07-18-2003, 07:04 PM
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DO act out on The Grapist fantasies-put on that Barney costume and do a handstand.
What if they're all out of Barney? Will a "Death to Smoochy" costume serve as a viable substitute? LOL


Or are you a Barney purist?
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Old 07-18-2003, 09:49 PM
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Just because I'm having my period does NOT mean it's hummer week!!!

LMFAO....no she did not just say "hummer week"....omg....priceless......LOL...
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Old 07-18-2003, 11:47 PM
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Do call me back when I call you nonstop. I'm not just callin to get my play station back jackass! I want some of my ghetto-boy booty!

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-...shysitting.jpg

At least I think he's hot?
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