GC Haiku

[StealthMode]

Bored late in nighttime
Suddenly feel need to rhyme
Stupid waste of time

[FSUZeta]

Rush story poster
Do not start your rush story
then leave us hanging.

[ADPiEE]

July is ending
Parting is such sweet sorrow
Life of a teacher

[naraht]

Asking about rush
best piece of advice posted
clean up your facebook.

[SWTXBelle]

Dance party sounds like fun
until the real truth comes out.
Are you in or out?

Who would want to be
"in", if it meant that you, too,
were a stuck up . . . dog.

Glitter, glitter, everywhere,
we mark our girls, like cats
pissing on a couch.

Sometimes I am sad
Because Alpha Zeta* closed,
and then this happens.

* - Alpha Zeta - Gamma Phi Beta chapter at UT

Still want to be there,
if only to provide
an alternative.

Stupid magazine.
Decades later, still has pull.
Something must change soon.

Texas State rush, er,
recruitment started today.
Our first with house!

Well, house is not yet
finished, but pref will be held
on the ground near it.

Three awesome stories,
room to house 42 girls,
and great view of springs.

Old Main can be seen
from the third floor balcony,
nestled among trees.

Gorgeous, and without a doubt,
the best house on the campus.
Hooray, G Phi B!

[ASTalumna06]

I SIP'D. The
system is broken! Dumb Greeks.
When is COB?

[SWTXBelle]

Oh no! I was cut.
I cannot understand it
'cause I am the bomb.

Oh, really? Hmmm . . .mm.
Remember the girl
to whom you were mean?

Remember how you
thought it would be fun to get
your friends to bully?

She has a mother.
A sorority alum.
She can write no recs.

Her mother has friends.
Sorority alumnae.
They can write no recs.

Sometimes, karma comes
disguised as those you don't know.
Still, it bites your butt.

So, bullies in school,
understand that your actions
have consequences.

Not getting a bid
is not as mysterious
as you once thought, hmmm?

[DrPhil]

^^^ another great one from the GC Haiku pro

SWTXBelle does this in her sleep. If only we could be so awesome.

[carnation]

Great haiku props to SWTXBelle!

[ADPiEE]

SWTXBell, your poetry is perfect!

[SWTXBelle]

IF ONLY HAIKU WERE A MARKETABLE SKILL!

Or should I say

If only haiku
were a marketable skill,
I could retire.

[ASTalumna06]

Originally Posted by SWTXBelle

IF ONLY HAIKU WERE A MARKETABLE SKILL!

Or should I say

If only haiku
were a marketable skill,
I could retire.

Only 4 syllables in the last line?!

[shirley1929]

Excellent Haikus btw SWTXBelle! These always make me giggle.

[DrPhil]

Wait...did ASTalumna06 become the Almighty Syllable Guru?

Ohhhhhhhh, GC!

[SWTXBelle]

Yep, when I say "retire" - it's 3 syllables.

BUT - feel free to change the last line to

"I could retire soon".