The Real Housewives of NJ - Page 13

Benzgirl · #1 07-13-2010, 06:29 PM

Can somebody give Teresa an English lesson?
"Re-renovated", and the repeated, "Ain't I".

(Sen, you available?)

whiteandblack · #2 07-13-2010, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Benzgirl

Can somebody give Teresa an English lesson?
"Re-renovated", and the repeated, "Ain't I".

(Sen, you available?)

and how about the way she said cleavage. 'cleavlage' or something or other..

Jimmy Choo · #3 07-13-2010, 08:22 PM

Something about last night's episode just doesn't sit right with me. It was nice to read the Bravo boards and other stuff on the internet that helped me not feel as crazy.

1) If Ashley ripped out her weave why didn't she still have it? That girl's so attention hungry she would have been carrying it around begging people to look at it.
2) If Ashley pulled out D's real hair why wasn't D's head bleeding like crazy? That clump Danielle showed was huge! That should have come with mass quantities of blood. Head wounds bleed like crazy. I tripped over my cat one day, knicked the kitchen counter and until it stopped bleeding I had to wonder did I split my head wide open.
3) The clump of hair D showed in her interview wasn't even the same color as her hair!!!
4) As attention hungry as Danielle is why wouldn't she show the bald spot caused by the hair ripping? You really want the pity? Show people the bald patch.
5) To get that much hair Ashley would have had to yanked with two hands and some massive strength. She just walked up and yanked quickly with one hand. I don't see how she did that much damage? I'm sad to say I've been in a fight where I did pull hair and I was pulling with all my might and never did that!
6) Seriously? She has face,nerve and neck damage from a weave pull!!??

ellebud · #4 07-13-2010, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Choo

Something about last night's episode just doesn't sit right with me. It was nice to read the Bravo boards and other stuff on the internet that helped me not feel as crazy.

1) If Ashley ripped out her weave why didn't she still have it? That girl's so attention hungry she would have been carrying it around begging people to look at it.
2) If Ashley pulled out D's real hair why wasn't D's head bleeding like crazy? That clump Danielle showed was huge! That should have come with mass quantities of blood. Head wounds bleed like crazy. I tripped over my cat one day, knicked the kitchen counter and until it stopped bleeding I had to wonder did I split my head wide open.
3) The clump of hair D showed in her interview wasn't even the same color as her hair!!!
4) As attention hungry as Danielle is why wouldn't she show the bald spot caused by the hair ripping? You really want the pity? Show people the bald patch.
5) To get that much hair Ashley would have had to yanked with two hands and some massive strength. She just walked up and yanked quickly with one hand. I don't see how she did that much damage? I'm sad to say I've been in a fight where I did pull hair and I was pulling with all my might and never did that!
6) Seriously? She has face,nerve and neck damage from a weave pull!!??

No, she had hea/neck damage due to sue happy syndrom. Unfortunately for Danielle, Ashley is 18 and doesn't have assets. If she were 17...cah ching.

Yes, there would have been blood. My daughter cut her head a tiny amount bumping into an open upper cabinet door. It was a bloodbath.

Why didn't Ashley have the hair...because as wrong as Ashley was to pull the hair, no question....we all know the answer: Danielle probably pulled it out herself.

Jimmy Choo · #5 07-14-2010, 12:07 AM

Shew! Good to know I'm not the only person who thinks D blew that situation out of proportion!

PM_Mama00 · #6 07-21-2010, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by whiteandblack

and how about the way she said cleavage. 'cleavlage' or something or other..

You've never made up a word? My friends and I say cleavlage all the time. Just like the NJ Housewives say "bubbies" instead of "boobies". My god you guys want to nitpick on the stupidest things.

Benzgirl · #7 07-13-2010, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by whiteandblack

and how about the way she said cleavage. 'cleavlage' or something or other..

I did know she messsed up cleavage, but couldn't remember what it was. I also couldn't figure out if she was being Mrs. Ignatowski or if she was drunk.

ellebud · #8 07-13-2010, 06:47 PM

Did anyone else notice that when Danielle called 911 she announced, "This is Danielle Staub!"...uhm, I'm sorry. If I had to call 911, God Forbid, and I said, "This is Ellebud,"
they wouldn't have a clue as to who I am. She must have a direct line to the precinct..or she doesn't remember that she is "just" on a reality show which doesn't have the ratings or the viewership that would appeal to police. Or, maybe she just keeps calling them.

epchick · #9 07-13-2010, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ellebud

Did anyone else notice that when Danielle called 911 she announced, "This is Danielle Staub!"...uhm, I'm sorry. If I had to call 911, God Forbid, and I said, "This is Ellebud,"
they wouldn't have a clue as to who I am. She must have a direct line to the precinct..or she doesn't remember that she is "just" on a reality show which doesn't have the ratings or the viewership that would appeal to police. Or, maybe she just keeps calling them.

Well the fashion show was in Wayne where Danielle lives. Jacqueline also said (in the episode) that this wasnt the first time the police have dealt with "Danielle drama" so i think that when she said who she was the police thought 'ah shit, what does she want this time.'

Benzgirl · #10 07-14-2010, 07:34 PM

I will never call anyone "Honey" again. Look at what might happen.

DrPhil · #11 07-21-2010, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Benzgirl

I will never call anyone "Honey" again. Look at what might happen.

LOL. I can see why Danielle(sp) felt she was being patronized or talked down to. I translated the "honey" in that instance to mean "look here, crazy bitch, calm down...I'm trying to be nice."

rant/

I always hated pet names (not to be confused with nicknames). If you (in general) aren't my parents or my significant other, don't call me "honey," "sweetie," "baby," or any derivative. It will change the nature of the interaction. Depending on the context and especially if you're a man, I will pause and will most likely politely tell you to not to call me that. I have had verbal altercations with men who had dumb responses like "what woman doesn't like being called 'sweetie?!' You must not like men."

/rant

ThetaDancer · #12 07-19-2010, 11:45 PM

My favorite line of the night: "The only thing I regret was pushing Kim G. because she is an older woman and I do respect the elderly."

LikeASista · #13 07-19-2010, 11:56 PM

I still haven't gotten over last week's episode when Danielle went yelling, "Kim, no, ... Kim, no ... [to the driver] Don't let Kim hit her, ... Don't let Kim HIT HER!!" Is she that delusional to think someone would actually hit another human being over her? Gimme a break. What a drama whore.

ellebud · #14 07-20-2010, 12:12 AM

I am so ashamed....I have tonight's episode on dvr. I need some quiet me time to enjoy it.

AnotherKD · #15 07-21-2010, 08:31 AM

I thought it was hilarious when Danielle was speaking with her lawyer before going into court, telling them that she heard the other women calling her names, saying "Get her, get her!", and saying that they would kill her. When the lawyers asked Kim G. and those other beat-up socialites if they heard the same thing, they were like... uh... well... we heard them calling her names...

Danielle said it was scary that a 19-year-old was doing such things, like pulling hair. But then later in the episode, she mentions that she was only 3 years older when she was arrested. And she was arrested for what, kidnapping? Drug charges? Pistol-whipping someone? And before/while she was doing these things, she was a stripper? She is a delusional hypocrite.

And her Danny friend is sketchy as all hell. She MUST be sleeping with him- why else would he sit and listen to her bitch and moan about all of this stuff all of the damn time??