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07-23-2009, 02:05 AM
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This is way way way tmi, but this is the right thread, so:
I poop really fast. Really fast.
I want to get one of those baseball radar guns to time it. It must at least 65 mph.
Seriously, it tore blood vessels.
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07-23-2009, 03:40 AM
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I actually saw pictures of hemorrhoids like 2 weeks ago for the first time and they seriously scared me shitless (no pun intended) hahah
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07-24-2009, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by RU OX Alum
This is way way way tmi, but this is the right thread, so:
I poop really fast. Really fast.
I want to get one of those baseball radar guns to time it. It must at least 65 mph.
Seriously, it tore blood vessels.
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Holy shit. OUCH! Speaking of shitting fast, you guys gotta hear this. I just got done using the shitter, so I decided to post what happened. Earlier around 11pm I drunk a lot of coffee and I ate ice cream right after. When I took a shit, a large round chunk bursted out of my ass faster than a cannonball leaving a cannon, and then the rest was just plain old brown water and a few big farts and then I was done. I felt like a new man when I was done. Has this ever happened to any of you? Have you ever shitted out brown water?
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07-24-2009, 03:48 PM
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^^gross!
I'm gonna chug a milk shake then go play kickball.
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07-30-2009, 10:51 AM
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Seemed like the place for this . . .
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07-30-2009, 04:23 PM
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^^^ 
And who was my angry post directed at? I'm assuming the post was deleted...
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07-30-2009, 07:37 PM
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07-30-2009, 07:38 PM
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Phi Sigma Biological Sciences Honor Society “Daisies that bring you joy are better than roses that bring you sorrow. If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more Daisies!”
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07-30-2009, 07:39 PM
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Phi Sigma Biological Sciences Honor Society “Daisies that bring you joy are better than roses that bring you sorrow. If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more Daisies!”
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07-30-2009, 08:55 PM
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My doggie is so so so sick right now. Last night we woke up and he had puked probably 15-20 times all over our BEDROOM. It smelled SO BAD and we spent about an hour and a half cleaning everything up then we took him outside. He had rocket powered runny poo that exploded the second he stepped outside - he'd been trying so hard to hold it in and for that I'm proud of him.
When I took him out this morning his poop was gray liquid  . So live-in stayed home today, took him to the vet, and $400 later at least he can hold food down, got some medicine, and now he can rest.
Poor little baby. He puked this morning after his walk, too. Our whole house smelled like vomit.
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08-01-2009, 06:03 PM
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^^^I need to never again come into this thread while I'm eating.
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08-02-2009, 04:01 AM
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How's your dog now, agzg? Much better? 
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wtf??? And you can eat after looking at this shit?
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Hooooooooooooooooooooooooly shit! I stayed out late tonight, and I got home about an hour ago. I still had my shoes on from all day. I just took them off, and I'm going to need some advil right away. The smell is that bad, and yeah, it's giving me a headache. I'll never wear shoes all day without socks again.
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