Cashmoney's Dating Advice - Page 12

cashmoney · #**166** 04-13-2005, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by Optimist Prime
I have a question...do you sign your name $? because I think it would look cool

Sometimes.

Optimist Prime · #**167** 04-13-2005, 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
Sometimes.

Now that is classy.

No real dating questions to ask, just waiting for the right moment to call her. I will feel it when it happens. What time do you reccomend?

cashmoney · #**168** 04-13-2005, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by Optimist Prime
Now that is classy.

No real dating questions to ask, just waiting for the right moment to call her. I will feel it when it happens. What time do you reccomend?

bout 9:30pm....most chicks have already unwinded for the day and got all their bitching out about people at work or school. Now, if you're not much of a talker and like having the chick run her mouth a lot....call her around 5:30pm. Most girls are pissy and high-strung around that time and will talk FOREVER. And when they're done they'll be in such a good mood for getting it all off their chest while you sat there and listened. That and it'll score you brownie points.

jess_pom · #**169** 04-14-2005, 10:33 AM

Grrr... so this guy I was talking to ran into my baby sister the other day and he asked about me and she told him to call me. He replied, "No, she needs to call me." WTF?!?! I always called him... is he allergic to the send button or something? Should I call him?

Rudey · #**170** 04-14-2005, 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by AKA_Monet
Unfortunately, he's an old fart right now tryin' out his Vitamin V on my old mother... She's like, "put that thang away!!!"

But, he use to have a friend named, "Bang-Bang" who ran the streets up until he was like 40ish... Folks still unclear of the circumstances of his death... Most folks think some chick poisoned him...

Ironically, my dad had me under lock and key--JUST LIKE CASHMONEY said he'd do if he had a daughter...

The key is Cash, is to tell your future daughter the truth... Like, "Never let a man buy you clothes..."

"'Cuz when he says let me see you in it and you show him, the next time he'll buy a 'string' and then what are you going to say?"

Of course. I would beat a boy that tried to even ask out my daughter. I might beat her too. I don't know yet. I probably just won't have daughters.

-Rudey

AKA_Monet · #**171** 04-15-2005, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by Rudey
Of course. I would beat a boy that tried to even ask out my daughter. I might beat her too. I don't know yet. I probably just won't have daughters.

-Rudey

Rudey,

With the one Persian chick you attract to marry you... Your gonna wind up with 5 daughters, then in the end, get that last boy...

But he'd be a mama's boy to no end...

However, you will be glad to have those daughters when you get old, because they will take care of you when you can't find your dentures...

HotDamnImAPhiMu · #**172** 04-15-2005, 08:59 AM

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Originally posted by Rudey
Of course. I would beat a boy that tried to even ask out my daughter. I might beat her too. I don't know yet. I probably just won't have daughters.

-Rudey

My dad used to talk about his guns a lot when guys would come to the house.

cashmoney · #**173** 04-15-2005, 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by HotDamnImAPhiMu
My dad used to talk about his guns a lot when guys would come to the house.

I'm so going to do what Martin Lawrence and Will Smith did to that guy that took his daughter out in Bad Boys II.

cashmoney · #**174** 04-15-2005, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by jess_pom
Grrr... so this guy I was talking to ran into my baby sister the other day and he asked about me and she told him to call me. He replied, "No, she needs to call me." WTF?!?! I always called him... is he allergic to the send button or something? Should I call him?

If you want to talk to him, call him. As for his comment, he's just trying to get the upperhand when he says shit like that. Its kind of like a test to see if you're going to do what he wants. I do it all the time.

jess_pom · #**175** 04-15-2005, 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
I'm so going to do what Martin Lawrence and Will Smith did to that guy that took his daughter out in Bad Boys II.

Hahahahaha... I love that movie sooo much!

cashmoney · #**176** 04-15-2005, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by jess_pom
Hahahahaha... I love that movie sooo much!

Haha, me too.

AKA_Monet · #**177** 04-15-2005, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
I'm so going to do what Martin Lawrence and Will Smith did to that guy that took his daughter out in Bad Boys II.

You know that ain't right...

Besides, you cute little "blondie gwirl" with the "huge baby blue eyes" will melt your heart the minute you try to upset her...

Basically, she'll have you wrapped around her finger...

That's the only chick that will LOVE the WORLD about you...

sidebar: I was in a department store looking for something, and I saw the cutest little blonde headed girl roaming around behind her exasperated mother...

And the little girl stopped in front of the brightly lit costume jewelry and her eyes lit up...

Then the mother tiredly said, "No bling, honey... No bling..."

I just about fell out laughing on the floor.../sidebar...

Rudey · #**178** 04-15-2005, 07:17 PM

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Originally posted by AKA_Monet
Rudey,

With the one Persian chick you attract to marry you...

Celine Deion is Persian?

-Rudey

AKA_Monet · #**179** 04-15-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by Rudey
Celine Deion is Persian?

-Rudey

No sweetheart, I think she's French Canadian... But now lives at Caesar's Palace performing 3 shows a week for $150 per seat in Heaven with God...

Besides, she's WAAAAY outta your league. She prefers her current husband with a little distinguish greying... You're too young for her needs... Maybe as her whipping boy toy...

You might be able to get by with a Celine Deion lookalike... But I can't guarentee his/her karyotype spread...

LauGh A Lot · #**180** 04-17-2005, 06:51 PM

Ok.. i need some advice.. this guy and i were going out for a couple of months and i dumped him about a month ago. he was very sweet to me, but i never saw him as frequently as i would have liked to.. i only saw him about once a week and he lives in the same town as me. whenever i told him i wanted to hang out more he would say he was tired and was going to sleep for the rest of the day, or he had to work.. he always had an excuse. if you think the reason he would see me once a week was to get some keep in mind we are both virgins and the first month of us dating all we did was kiss. another weird thing was that he never wanted me to hang out w/ his friends. whenever we hung out it was just me and him.. and i'm friends w/ his friends.. that's how we met.. so i didn't understand that. anyways.. when i broke up w/ him he agreed that he couldn't give me what i want and he said he still wanted to remain friends and i agreed. so a couple of days go by and he doesn't call.. so i call him and he doesn't pick up. a week later i called him again and he didn't pick up. also.. as soon as i would get online he would get off. but a couple of weeks ago he started texting me and talking to me online. what's going on? does he want to get back together or follow up on the friendship offer?