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06-29-2007, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by kstar
Granted, but it's the devil's child.
I wish my dogs would stop barking at every noise outside.
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Granted, but burglars break in to your house and you sleep through it.
I wish for a date with the blond bartender across the street.
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06-29-2007, 05:31 PM
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Granted, but you soon discover that the blond bartender is not the gender you intended to date.
I wish for a trip to Europe!
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06-29-2007, 05:53 PM
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Granted, but your traveling companions consist of Chevy Chase, 2 screaming kids and no family truckster.
I wish for a new watch, something sleek and expensive.
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06-29-2007, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by kathykd2005
I wish for a trip to Europe!
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granted, but while you're there World War III breaks out all over Europe.
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I wish for a new watch, something sleek and expensive.
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granted but it breaks two seconds after you buy it.
I wish I had more money.
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06-29-2007, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by elusive47
I wish I had more money.
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Granted!...but, it says Monopoly on it.
I wish my sunburn was gone.
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06-29-2007, 08:54 PM
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Granted!...but, it says Monopoly on it.
I wish my sunburn was gone.
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granted but now you have herpes....
I wish I was married to Denzel
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06-29-2007, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by OOhsoflyDELTA#9
I wish I was married to Denzel
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Granted but it is the 'White' version as seen here:
I wish my promotion would come a little earlier at work.
Oh and this was the original picture of Denzel
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06-29-2007, 10:25 PM
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granted, but your promotion involves tons of extra work and overtime...now you have no life
I wish there were more hot guys in my life.
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06-30-2007, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by SOPi_Jawbreaker
granted, but your promotion involves tons of extra work and overtime...now you have no life
I wish there were more hot guys in my life.
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Granted, but they are all "hot" in the literal sense, and as such they all have major sweating and BO problems.
I wish I had a house to live in instead of this crappy apartment!
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06-30-2007, 12:38 PM
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Granted, but your house is literally "the Money Pit" and you fall through the floor, unable to escape spend a week starving, with rats gnawing on your ankles.
I wish hubby's back wasn't hurting so I could be playing golf right now!!!
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06-30-2007, 11:14 PM
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Granted, but a gopher repeatedly steals your golf balls...
I wish I had tomorrow off...
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06-30-2007, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by sangers
I wish I had tomorrow off...
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Granted, but you'll be sick all day.
I wish I had a shorter drive to work.
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07-01-2007, 01:06 PM
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Granted, but you'll be sick all day.
I wish I had a shorter drive to work.
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granted but you now have a Flintstone car where you have to use your feet...and that HURTS!!!!
I wish I had unlimited access to the mall to shop for free.....
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07-01-2007, 09:53 PM
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Granted, but all good stores have closed...
I wish the crickets outside my window would shut up...
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07-02-2007, 07:56 AM
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Granted, but all good stores have closed...
I wish the crickets outside my window would shut up...
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Granted but all they do now is emit odors equivalent to a dozen of rotten eggs and you are forced to move.
I wish the NFL Season was longer
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