Pimp Slaps - Page 11

Sahara · #1 04-15-2003, 10:17 PM

Rutgers' annual pimp slap will have to be increased to a quarterly pimp stick beating!

These fools at the accounting office have truly outdone themselves. First, they deregister me for not paying a debt from a previous semester when I was paying on it (and about to make my last payment). These morons credited my payments to the current semester, which had a zero balance, instead of the semester with the debt! They then had the nerve to TRY and charge me the penalty fees for the deregistration!

Weeks after paying off my debt, these mf's are trying to tell me that I still owe money. I had to show them a copy of my student accounts and a copy of the form which lists what my fellowship pays for.

Oh, and I really enjoyed being a b*tch to that evil chick who was trying to convince me the day before that I was wrong! She had the nerve to give me an attitude like it was her money. They were even being condesending to the business manager who handles my fellowhip.

CherryPepsi · #2 04-17-2003, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by 1savvydiva
oooh GIRL...I will stand in line with you for that one! That's nasty!!! NO HE DIDN'T have the nerve to argue with you about it! Report his arse to DHEC!!!

Me too
standing in to layeth the smackdown

1savvydiva · #3 04-19-2003, 02:31 AM

I wanna pimp slap these mothers that are on the Jenny Jones show as I type complaining about their 12-14 yr old daughters looking/dressing like Christina Aguilera! UM...if my daughter is 12 years old...she doesn't have any say in whether or not she can dress sexy...and the first time I hear her say that she gets all this attention from guys because her BODY looks good in those clothes...will be the LAST time anybody sees her BODY for a while! School/Home/Room I don't blame the hot behind little girls...I blame their mothers for letting them get away with this foolishness...the whole panel needs to be pimp slapped!

1savvydiva · #4 04-21-2003, 01:20 PM

I am so mad right now...it is beyond words!!!

I wanna pimp slap the contractors for my apt community...
WHY did this MOFO back DEAD into my car!!!!
WHY (sometimes I think I have ESP or something) was I sleep, and I heard this *thump* and I jumped up and went to the window, already knowing someone had hit my car? THEN as I get to the window, he hits it again!!!!

I don't have any clothes on (decent ones anyway) so I throw on my hot-arse terrycloth robe and go running outside barefoot. Why did he claim that he only hit it once...I said I HEARD you hit it once then I SAW you hit it again!!!! Why is he the luckiest man on earth that my car wasn't seriously damaged? Why would I have flashed the whole parking lot if my car was hurt bad? Why is there a scratch and a little dent on the car and I am pointing to it and he acts like he didn't see it? My ex lives across the street and he said he was sweeping his kitchen and had the side door open and heard me fussing at the man in the parking lot? Why did he come running over like I was a damsel in distress? Why.... "I GOT THIS...I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!"

So why did the guy start talking to Patrick like Patrick was gonna beat him up or something! LOL...He was like "I'm sorry man, I told your lady i didn't see the car...and and I tol her that I only hit it once sir, and I'll leave me name and number....blah blah" HEY..."TALK TO ME...I MAKE THE PAYMENTS ON THIS HERE!" Ya'll I had to come in the house I was so mad! Patrick was laughing saying he never saw me that upset...Yeah Okay!

I tell you...and now I won't be able to go back to sleep...Jackarse!

tnxbutterfly · #5 04-22-2003, 11:52 PM

Oh M. how many times I have dreamt of pimp slapping you all over the state of Texas for being the trifling-azz binch that you are, but the other day you gave me a good reason.

You get the pimp slap of all slaps for saying you hope I was sincere when I wished you all the best between you and B. What happened between us happened almost a year ago. I got over it, I see you haven't. I don't want you man, I could care less that you got the man I thought I had a crush on. I thought I was showing you that I was the better person in wishing you all the best. But you had to take it there. I didn't have to reply to you email in the first place. I didn't have to explain jack to you. (which by the was was the same explaination I gave you when we first got in to it)

You need a good pimp slap for thinking you're all that. You need another pimp slap for thinking that that last response to my email was suppose to hurt my feelings. But mostly you need a ladder so you can get over yourself

AKA LADY P · #6 04-23-2003, 11:30 AM

pimp slap to the guy for thinking he could get away with killing his pregnant wife and dumping her in the water in the same place where he was in his boat and was seen by someone. All signs are pointing to him because of all his actions! And pimp slaps to his parents for thinking their piece of crap son didn't do it, and getting on TV and saying it!

enlightenment06 · #7 04-23-2003, 08:27 PM

Definitely pimp slappin' Bush...with baby powder like in "How High"

Pimp slappin' Bob Johnson for pimpin' black folks with a wack channel like BET and then selling it to white company (and he's greek, he should know better)

Pimp slappin' Ja Rule for trying to diss Eminem and the rest of Dr. Dre's crew...just not intelligent

Pimp slappin' Bush AND his entire crew for dragging us into a bogus war when STILL ain't nobody found Bin Laden, nobody knows where Saddam Hussein is, and no WMD's were found, NONE (a whole bunch of cash was though, makes you think...)

Retroactively pimp slappin' Rudy Guilliani for being Rudy Guilliani (I'm from NY)

Pimp slappin' Bush again just on GP

AKA_Monet · #8 04-23-2003, 09:39 PM

Slappin' da hoes that puts me at work late tonight when I have a cold and feel like chit!

Slappin' dat MoFo that stripped searched me at the airplane check-in--THEN sum chit in my carry-on came up missin'!!!

Just overall pissed off, today!!! Tomorrow, I will probably be depressed...

AKA2D '91 · #9 04-25-2003, 11:22 AM

I'm only working 1/2 a day. My assistant left to take care of some business. I was trying to be nice (my good deed

) by letting her go since she wasn't going to be able to after I left. She's not back yet and my 1/2 day begins @ 10:30.

To top it off, she got to work LATE!

You're new, but you deserve a PIMP SLAP!

1savvydiva · #10 05-01-2003, 10:39 AM

I wanna pimp slap this lady on Maury that is LAID OUT on the stage crying...she just found out that the guy she brought on the show is her baby's father. Um...you said you already KNEW that he was the daddy...why all of the drama now? Ya'll I wish ya'll were watching it, it is almost painful, she is wailing sitting in the corner under the screen "WHY MAURY...WHY...WHY HE DO ME LIKE THIS MAURY...HOW HE SAY THAT MAURY...WHY MAURY...WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

Git yo ass off the durn floor chile!!!

CrimsonTide4 · #11 05-01-2003, 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by 1savvydiva
I wanna pimp slap this lady on Maury that is LAID OUT on the stage crying...she just found out that the guy she brought on the show is her baby's father. Um...you said you already KNEW that he was the daddy...why all of the drama now? Ya'll I wish ya'll were watching it, it is almost painful, she is wailing sitting in the corner under the screen "WHY MAURY...WHY...WHY HE DO ME LIKE THIS MAURY...HOW HE SAY THAT MAURY...WHY MAURY...WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

Git yo ass off the durn floor chile!!!

My Maury ep this morning was aorexia girl.

I wanna pimp slap the KRAPPA who called me this morning and woke me up. Then complained that I was sleep @ 9:05, NEGRO, I ain't got nooooooo job, mayuuuuuuuuun.

hipshimmy · #12 05-01-2003, 12:08 PM

Familiarity truly breeds contempt.

J.Ho need a pimp slap!!! I heard on the radio yesterday that since her last video was based on the movie flashdance, she is thinking of doing a remake of the film and playing Alex.

AKA2D '91 · #13 05-01-2003, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by hipshimmy
Familiarity truly breeds contempt.

J.Ho need a pimp slap!!! I heard on the radio yesterday that since her last video was based on the movie flashdance, she is thinking of doing a remake of the film and playing Alex.

Now you know, I saw the video for the first time this morning. Actually, it was where she went in for the audition. Anyway, when I saw that part of the video, I thought that she might attempt to remake the movie.

hmmmmmmmmm.....DON'T DO IT....Don't do it! Leave well enough alone.

9dstpm · #14 05-01-2003, 01:22 PM

Speaking of that Maury ep, I felt that everyone on the stage today needed a pimp slap for their behavior. That woman got on my last nerve. You came on the show to find out the truth and you got it!! WTH are you crying about?? I hope to never see her again on Maury.

librasoul22 · #15 05-01-2003, 02:07 PM

*PIMP SLAP* to Amurrrrrrrrrica for VOTING OFF TRENYCE LAST NIGHT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!!?!?!