Pimp Slaps - Page 10

1savvydiva · #1 04-08-2003, 10:39 PM

I wanna pimp slap the person who started this new Hardee's commercial campaign. It's totally aggravating and I HOPE you don't believe that we believe that these are just random people...the guy in the mechanic's uniform...PLEASE! I HATE whoever started this crappola!

9dstpm · #2 04-08-2003, 11:00 PM

I want to pimp slap these two 6th grade girls in a class that I subbed in yesterday. HC these two hot chicks were all decked out in the most expensive outfits, hair AND nails done, but they were the DUMBEST girls in the class? It seemed to me that if they spend a fraction of their time on their studies as they do on their appearances, maybe they would not be on a second trip through the sixth grade.

Where are these girls parents??

Ideal08 · #3 04-08-2003, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by 9dstpm
Where are these girls parents??

Well, let's see... this is the generation of crack babies. So their parents could STILL be on crack. Sleep cuz they were out at the club last night. Still out, at the after hours joint. Not around, so they are being raised by grandma who can't keep up cuz she old and done raised her kids. They at home, but just don't care.

Pimp slap to all of the above.

beauty_6049 · #4 04-09-2003, 06:02 PM

I WOULD LIKE TO PIMP SLAP MY BOSS FOR HIRING NEW PEOPLE TO WORK MONDAY-FRIDAY BUT KEPT ME WORKING ON SUNDAYS!

lil_sunshine · #5 04-09-2003, 06:39 PM

1. I wanna beat up my 13 year old brother for thinking he's grown enough to ask me for my whereabouts.
2. My best friend for being so dizzy, hard-up, desperate and having such a low self-worth and self-esteem (she chooses to remain with a total loser; the father of her 4 children, who's 14 1/2 years older than she is and who has no aspirations of bettering himself in any way)
3. My best friend again for having 4 kids in 5 1/2 years (one word: CONDOMS!!!!!!!!!!)
4. My professors for thinking I'm a Superwoman like Lil' Mo (I'd only save that alter ego for someone I care about, not them busters!!!!)

Steeltrap · #6 04-09-2003, 06:43 PM

A pimp slap to Azucar Shaquille for mumbling about "underachieving big men" after being held to 14 points.

Dedicated1 · #7 04-09-2003, 07:05 PM

A Big Pimp Slap to myself for wasting my time with loser's(Ex-boyfriend's) in the past that prevented me from finding the right man sooner!!!!

akaluv18 · #8 04-09-2003, 07:34 PM

i sooo WANT to pimp slap these H#!@ that think they can skate into my organization

Anyone who hates on Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Incorporated

My man cause he will never LEAVE my house!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COLOR=deeppink]Don't you wish you could wear these 20 PEARLS!!!![/COLOR] [FONT=century gothic][SIZE=4]

Ideal08 · #9 04-09-2003, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by akaluv18
i sooo WANT to pimp slap these H#!@ that think they can skate into my organization

Anyone who hates on Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Incorporated

My man cause he will never LEAVE my house!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COLOR=deeppink]Don't you wish you could wear these 20 PEARLS!!!![/COLOR] [FONT=century gothic][SIZE=4]

You would probably want to introduce yourself in the appropriate thread.

Sahara · #10 04-10-2003, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by 9dstpm
I want to pimp slap these two 6th grade girls in a class that I subbed in yesterday. HC these two hot chicks were all decked out in the most expensive outfits, hair AND nails done, but they were the DUMBEST girls in the class? It seemed to me that if they spend a fraction of their time on their studies as they do on their appearances, maybe they would not be on a second trip through the sixth grade. Where are these girls parents??

I used to sub a few years back. I remember going into a first grade and having a student who had more piericngs than Madonna, a half shirt (belly button pierced), and ATTITUDE!!
I seriously wanted to PS her parent(s).

CrimsonTide4 · #11 04-10-2003, 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by Sahara
I used to sub a few years back. I remember going into a first grade and having a student who had more piericngs than Madonna, a half shirt (belly button pierced), and ATTITUDE!!
I seriously wanted to PS her parent(s).

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa __________!!!

Give her the parental electric chair.

That child will be a stripper by the age of 12. She needs a BIG SISTER of AMERICA.

evaclear04 · #12 04-13-2003, 10:36 AM

One giant slick palm pimp slap goes to my department manager who fired me on some BS... and had the nerve to ask me did I need any help carrying my stuff out...
He gets one more for the look on his face when I fought my termination and they had no choice but to give me my job back.... plus back pay for the time I was out!!
A swift kick in the assets while helped me carry my stuff back into the office ( i know it's outside of the pimp slap rules..but I don't want him to not be able to see where he is going with my stuff.)

Wonderful1908 · #13 04-13-2003, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by evaclear04
One giant slick palm pimp slap goes to my department manager who fired me on some BS... and had the nerve to ask me did I need any help carrying my stuff out...
He gets one more for the look on his face when I fought my termination and they had no choice but to give me my job back.... plus back pay for the time I was out!!
A swift kick in the assets while helped me carry my stuff back into the office ( i know it's outside of the pimp slap rules..but I don't want him to not be able to see where he is going with my stuff.)

Now that is a good pimp slap!

I also need to extend a pimp slap to the Kappa Beach Party hoochies, and all my students who said they were going. Where is a 14 year old gonna do in Galveston?

1savvydiva · #14 04-13-2003, 01:42 PM

I wanna give a huge PS to my supervisors and the 'upper management' of my hospital. Why are they trying to keep up with the Jones'? HC they decided on FRIDAY that they wanted to implement the new pager system in the ER starting this week? HC it will be implemented at midnight tonight? HC this is when THEY are at home in their beds, and I will be there by myself? Why did they tell me that they would come in early on Monday and brief me on the system?

SOOOOO you want be to implement the system at midnight tonight, work the system for 7-8 hours and THEN you are going to show me how to use it?

Okay then the reason why they said that they are getting this system doesn't hold up! They SAY that they want to get it to protect 'patient confidentiality' by not calling out someone's name in the ER/Outpatien/Admissions/Surgery/ etc areas. Yeah, okay, that's all well and good before you THINK about it. I asked yesterday, "So when a patient goes back into the ER for treatment, do we pass the pager along to their family, or do we go ahead and take back the pager?" They said, "No you take back the pager" Okay, so that means when that patient has been seen by the doctor, and they are able to have a visitor, when we go and call them won't we say "Will the family of 1savvydiva come up please?" YOU JUST SAID MY FRICKING NAME!!!! What about when somebody comes in by EMS through the back and their family is out in the lobby, won't we say "Is there any family for 1savvydiva?" OOOPS you just said my name AGAIN, morons. Before you try and get something new started, why don't you ask all parties involved how that will affect them. DUMMMMMMMMMMMarses!

librasoul22 · #15 04-13-2003, 07:07 PM

A big awful azz backhanded pimp slap with a three fingered ring on to the cat at the door of the club last night. Did you really think I was gonna pay full price when the club was closing in 30 minutes? I am going to assume you were just having a bad night with your pissy attitude, but no need to take it out on me! *slapslapslap*