What Kind of Girl Are You?

[Peaches-n-Cream]

I'm an Uptown Girl...

I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better.
-- Sophie Tucker


If her last name is a household word, like Disney or Kellogg, chances are she's an Uptown Girl with a trust fund the size of Texas. But it isn't wealth that defines the Uptown Girl, it's breeding and decorum (unless she's a Party/Uptown hybrid like those Wild On royals or the aristobrat child of a celebrity). A true Uptown Girl has Park Avenue taste and the manners of Emily Post, at least when Mummy is watching.

The Uptown Girl is a challenge -- one that requires a little more, well, money. Menus in this chapter are going to cost you more than the others because you will need a few premium ingredients to get this Girl's attention (read: oysters, caviar, and very expensive Champagne). If this is really the type of girl that you are after, you're probably used to this already. If you don't have the budget to support her tastes, we would suggest becoming a musician. Seems like those guys can always get women to buy them groceries.

She Might Be an Uptown Girl if:
She drives: a Jaguar, a Porsche, or a Rolls-Royce, or a limo with a driver and tinted, bulletproof windows.

She can talk for more than ten minutes about: being a debutante.

She begins her sentences with: "When we were on Martha's Vineyard..."

She'd never: fly coach.

She owns any of the following: an exotic toy breed dog, Waterford crystal, anything from Tiffany's, real pearls.