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[AKA2D '91]

Originally posted by Gyrl7
Mr. Star exits day job



Mr. Reynolds Markets a new line of deodorant called FONK'NoMo!

Have you ever felt fonky?

Ever just stank for no reason?

Are you tired of your current deodorant and wanna make a change?

I have just the thing for you.....FONK'NoMo.

Shortly before leaving Merrill Lynch I realized it was time for me to get out there to promote myself and stop following in the shadows of my beautiful wife Star. I mean after all, who wants to be like Stedman??

I have developed a new line of deodorant that will de fonkatize you and make you less stank at the same time.

You can de'FONK yo'self in Herbal Mist, RainyDaze, SunnyDaze, and Peaches'n Cream scents. For those who are a lil EXTRA FONKY we have the heavenly Only God Can Help You scent.

These are pattened to perfection and sold at a pharmacy near you.

You need to see if Dave Chappelle is hiring. He needs a writer. Maybe his azz could get on the air BEFORE May.

ETA: you are off!