Un-talent?

[MissPradaLover]

Originally posted by SweetestDiva:
Is Damon Dash Jigga's shadow??

LMAO, you know...I wonder the samething
Not hatin' on Mr. Dam Dash or JayZ. He always have a "clan" with him on stage.

Speaking of this Roc-a-fella crew, what was/is "Amil's" purpose?...hell...where is she?

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by SeriousAKA:
I have one name for all of ya'll............
SHAQ!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can he act? NO! Can he rap? NO! Can he hit a free throw? NO!

Help me please to understand what happened after LSU..

Shaq started to improve other aspects of his game. He also put on 60 or so pounds of muscle. Doesn't matter if he can't hit his throws -- got two NBA championships.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Miss. Mocha:
[BThe three students from THE STEVE HARVEY SHOW
Why? Why are they there?
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Well while I am sick of LYdia LIIIIIZA Guttman, I think the students are there because the setting is a school. LOL, just joking. Anywho, I like Bullethead.

[Wonderful1908]

Who can forget this one:

Rachael from Plantet Groove and that Caribbean show, she is a beautiful woman but I'm sorry her looks could not get the job done!

[novella000]

Originally posted by Ideal08:
YES!!! But for the life of me, I can't remember how it goes...

"Brainstorming, you wanna get your feelins hurt? Well you wanna be loved by me, hello my name is MC-B"

Yeah, I still like the song... but lyrically it sucks...

Oh and Stacy Dash can hit the bricks running too... She can barely act. But she's very pretty.

[MeezDiscreet]

Originally posted by MissPradaLover:
Speaking of this Roc-a-fella crew, what was/is "Amil's" purpose?...hell...where is she?

from what i hear, when amil had her child and gained all that weight, she was no longer attractive and no longer wanted as a member of the roc-a-fella camp and is being replaced by...you ready for this...drumroll please...ANGIE MARTINEZ!

[novella000]

Originally posted by MeezDiscreet:
from what i hear, when amil had her child and gained all that weight, she was no longer attractive and no longer wanted as a member of the roc-a-fella camp and is being replaced by...you ready for this...drumroll please...ANGIE MARTINEZ!

[pointNclick]

Originally posted by Professor:
And what about this dark skined young lady from Africa (I think) with the natural cut. She does not even have good features but is in every fashion show and magazine even Jet.

her name is Alec Wek (sp?).

[WenD08]

and while we're on the subject: R. Kelly? why does he get so much play? he cannot sing. he's straining; straining and singing are not the same thing. his songwriting skills? all i have to say on that is, "you remind me of my Jeep", "let's go half on a baby"...and this new song talkin' about let's get busy before i go upstate (ie. jail)??? omigod, anyone coulda written that. and sadly, some random person did

[novella000]

H-Town... Anyone remember them?

President Bush

Gansta' Boo, hell, all of Tripple-6

Ms. Cleo, unless her talent is being a FAKE

Every Saturday Night Live cast since Chris Farley died...

[Sugar_N_Spice]

Originally posted by SeriousAKA:
Even though I watch Passions faithfully (because I think it is too funny), the only ones who can act are Tabitha and Timmy. Everyone else is horendous! Miguel, Charity, Sam, Theresa, Sheridon, Luis, must I go on?

I love me some Passions too, but I agree! Es. Theresa--she is so overly dramatic ("Ehtan doesn't love me anymore...I don't want to live w/o him..." blah blah blah).

This is why I miss yall so much!! I hate being out of the mix.
Dayum crappy computer



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"If there is no struggle, there is no progress"--Frederick Douglass

[Raynabennett]

Y'all are killin me and you bout' to get me in trouble cuz my man is sleep and i am trying not to laugh to loud.

I am totally feeling;

R-Kelly, r-cruelty on the ears!

Keith Sweat - -why is he sweatin he ain't doin no kind of hard work. I wouldn't even describe him as a singer, he is an anomaly. Science has yet to figure him out.

Usher, brother please, your momma forgot to shape your head for ya when you was born, then somebody forgot to show you how to sing. And when you open for Janet in concert please remember to hire a band that can actually play first. I shoulda came late.

Rosie Perez - highly over-rated in the choreography and dance department, okay mookie! Funny in white men can't jump though.

I must add

Cedric the non-entertainer, why am I hearin you?!

Spike Lee. He can direct but leave the intricate scriptwriting to professionals and the acting to Denzel (Jungle fever is a case in point "Yall's got the fever" Duh? how perceptive and well acted Spike! ugh and get off the damn MSG basketball court acting like an idiot and looking like a 4 eyed ant.

I am a Big general hospital fan so here is the booty roll call

First, the new Carly. The old one was off the hook she was amazing to watch and used to have me rollin. This new heffer can't hadly remember her lines half the time. Sonny is always jumping in to save her dumb butt (he is too delicious) Save me!

Next Jax, take a trip back down under. There was a good reason for the English exiling you to Australia. Old Brenda, nice body but abee abee abee that's all folks! Chloe, who the f- cares abot you in any way, be gone. New Lucky, again Jonathon Jackson was off the hook now this new guy is just killing me softly ugh. and Roy and his new love interest, go off and get together, get married but do it on somebody elses soap mine in only an hour and ya takin up valuable time that i could be watching Luke and Laura. Or that sexy a@@ Sonny, did I mention how fine he is? You know that boy is fine, did i mention he is fine?

** I have to give my boy Wil Smith props for Six degrees of seperation, the song just th two of us and the brain to marry that positive sf Jada Pinkett-Smith

Oh and LL's album with uh "I feel good, whoo, about candy." That whole album was "fresh" and I never quite got into rap...Oh while I am talkin about rap. Spinderella???? Where are those evil stepsisters when you need em'

Waiter, check please!

[KnowledgeEternal]

Originally posted by Raynabennett
Usher, brother please, your momma forgot to shape your head for ya when you was born, then somebody forgot to show you how to sing. And when you open for Janet in concert please remember to hire a band that can actually play first. I shoulda came late.

I'm seriously lost. She forgot to shape his head? Is that some kind of code?

My new editions:

SHAQ- He needs to hang up his mic and stay away from all movie studios. Stick to the courts, Playboy.

Yet again Ray-J- Why? How? Please go away.

Posterboy- That cat from 106th and Park. He wasn't all that. Why was everyone on his cashews?

Rappers?- If they are a rapper repping the New Orleans Area they are on this list.

Dr. Dre- Stay behind the deck and away from the mic. The least he could do is write his own stuff.

Fabulous- The newest fake-thug rapper on the block. I'd probably paralyze this kid in a thumb wrestling match.

Pras- I heard that he is taking the Puff Daddy to P.Diddy name change to heart and is about to change his name to Wyclef.

DJ Clue- NEW JAY-Z!!! NEW DMX!!! CLUE....CLUE....CLUE!!!

Thats all I can think of now. Let me turn on the TV. I know that will give me a couple of pages worth of Un-talents.

[c&c1913]

What about that girl Tiffany from the BET countdown? What is her purpose? She's boring, stumbles over the words, and did I say boring?

I agree with adding Fabolous to the list. Although I like the "Can't deny it" hook taken from Tupac. His guest appearance on Lil' Mo, Mary J. Blige, and Jimmy Cozier makes me

And another thing, WHY must he spell his name in everybody's song. That just irks me. Especially today, when the radio station played the remixes featuring him back to back.

[tickledpink]

Originally posted by KnowledgeEternal
I'm seriously lost. She forgot to shape his head? Is that some kind of code?

LOL! Raised in the South, I've heard of that one! A baby's skull is soft, and mothers used to "shape" the baby's head (nothing harmful) to make sure their heads didn't turn out funny-shaped.

Now, every time I see Usher's head, I'll be thinking of this post.