In this thread, Jesus H. Christ answers our questions.

[Jesus H. Christ]

Originally posted by Tom Earp
Give it a rest.

Your funniest is underwhelming!

Oh, give My Dad My Best!

Cranial Rectosious at its best!

Thank you for your da commercial! Take a cold shower, You aint funny!

Now, as a Theologian, where is Heaven, and where is Hell?

Gosh, what a menionite?

Dont take it on the road, you will bomb!

Blessed art thou. I speak 2,874 languages, but not yours. Please state your questions in English, or another language that I speak, and I'll be delighted to answer you.