Update-
Well, you all know what happened thursday night.....here's the rest of the weekend:
Friday I went out with Samantha, if you want to read about that crazy night you can in the chit-chat forum under a thread titled "question about strippers"
So here's what happened the morning after Samantha. I woke up around 9am. It was beautiful day and knew I had to get her out of my house by 10am. I tried to wake her up but being as she's a stripper I forgot they're impossible to wake up before noon.
Anyhow, luckily for me Leeann called me the night before and left a message on my cell saying she wouldnt be in till 4 or 5pm. Thank god, right? Well, I saw how nice the day was and smacked Samantha on the ass really hard to wake her up. She popped up and asked WTF I was doing and if I was trying to do some kinky shit.
I told her no and asked if she wanted to go to the Zoo today. Her face lit up and she got all happy....."I havent been up this early in a long time" she told me. So we took a shower together, washed each other off, had sex in the shower, washed each other off again and then got dressed. After that we left and was on our way to the Zoo. Before we got there I had to stop because I was hungry. We pulled in to this Miami Sub place and I ordered a 6inch philly steak and cheese with no onions or peppers.....then it was deepthroat's turn to order. She ended up getting a foot long chicken philly sub with EVERYTHING on it and some hot sauce on the side. I'm like, WTF are you doing??? Now, I appreciate a girl who can eat.....but just be carefull you're not eating stuff that'll clean your colon when I'm around. I asked her if she was crazy. She looked at me like I was dumb. Here's our convo after that:
Cashmoney- You know you're going to have to take a monster shit at the Zoo, right?
Deepthroat- Ewww, shut up thats so gross.
Cashmoney- Well, if you just used your head before you did something then you probably wouldnt have went through half the shit you went through in life (she told me half of her life while we were laying in bed together the night before).
Deepthroat- Cashmoney-Cashmoney's last name, don't be rude.
Cashmoney- Don't fart on me later on.
Deepthroat- Just get the fucking sandwich.
Cashmoney- Give me a kiss
Deepthroat- *smooch,smooch*
After that we drive off and everything goes smoothly. Part of the zoo was shut down and there were parts you couldnt access....or so they said.
Make a long story short we went through all the stuff. During lunch time everyone went to these areas to eat lunch, so the trails were a lot less populated
Deepthroat and I came up to the giraffe exhibit which was closed because they were doing contruction.....but you could walk around to the back side of the barn behind the Giraffes and no one was there. Now, Ive always wanted to fuck in the jungle or the rainforest or some crazy ass place like that.....and in the rain, too. My perverted butt puts the idea in her head that we could be the first people to fuck in the Giraffe exhibit before it's grand opening. She told me I was crazy and said no. As we were walking off she stopped, looked at me and then said "let's do it". After that we ran behind there praying the Jaguars and Panthers at the exhibit next to ours wouldnt see us. It was in broad daylight and we did it! Thats dirty, I know...but I didnt know how long I planned on keeping this girl and so I wanted to get what I can out of her early on. After that I made up some story about how we should leave in case some staff member saw us through the binoculars on the other side of the Zoo and were coming for us.....so we left. After that we got home....I told her I had some stuff I needed to do and she said she did too and that she had to work that night. I bid her farewell and gave her a kiss and that was that.
Now the shitty part starts to happen. After she left, by 4pm I started feeling really sick. I was like, WTF is wrong with me? I was all itchy down by the pubic region and started freaking out. First thing that came to my mind was that that dirty bitch gave me something. I'm a brave man and don't believe in wearing rubbers anymore. I stopped wearing them 7 years ago. Anyhow, I got in my bed and layed down to take a nap. I woke up to my highschool honey waking me up asking me why I was all sweaty. I felt like I had congestion in my lungs and I had a fever that was pretty high. At first I thought all that shit was a dream about deepthroat.....but it wasnt. My nuts were still itchy. Anyhow, I called my dad and mom and asked them what were the symptoms they had for the sickness they both had for about a month.....it ended up being exactly what I was going through. I went home the other weekend and caught their illness apparently....everything except the itchy pubic area. I got really freaked about it and ended up having leeann take me to the hopital saturday evening. Come to find out it was because I didnt wear any underwear for two days....I was going commando thinking these hoes would like it. It ended up backfiring on me, I guess. So, I spent thr whole night with leeann waiting in the hospital and then having her take care of me the rest of the night and sunday morning. She ended up having to go back to Palm Beach around 3pm the next day. I felt so horrible for her coming up here to take care of me and then not doing anything but staying home. She said she didnt mind it and would do it anytime...which killed me even more on top of replaying in my mind what I had done the previous 48 hours prior to her arrival. Anyhow, she left at 3pm. I ended up cancelling out on the raggae night with Gabby.....yet again.
But this time she wouldnt have it. She ended up coming over and taking care of me. We watched this movie called Collateral with Tom Cruise in it and then we watched Gladiator since it's her favorite. The night went ok and she "mothered" me as she puts it and I was eating that shit up left and right. I milked it foreverything it was worth. She cooked me dinner and everything. She spent the night last night but I felt too bad to try to hit it. So, we just slept in the same bed next to each other. I don't know if maybe that worked in my favor or not....but either way she kissed me goodbye this morning and said she'll be back around 5:30pm to check on me.
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