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Originally posted by lifesaver:
Two weeks ago I attended a christining at a cathiolic church with my friend beth (it was her niece) Beth is always telling me how we are going to hell for our wickedness. Well, I was ahead of her as we entered the church and I had a small film canister and it had some crushed dry ice I had gotten from the grocery store. As I entered the church, I opened the canister in one hand and dumped the dry ice in the holy water as I dipped my hand in it to do that cross thing you christians do. So by the time beth (who was right behind me) put her fingers inthe holy water, it was smoking and bubbeling. She freaked out and really thought it was something to do with her. I played it up for a bit and then let her off the hook. Everyone keeps telling me I am going to burn in hell for that stunt. I thought it was funny, and no one else really saw. There was only about 20 people at the service. Hahahahhhaha!
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Wow Lifesaver, nothing brightens up one's day quite as well as making fun of the things other people hold sacred. Maybe next time you could invite an Orthodox Jew to dinner and sprinkle some bacon bits on his food when he's not looking
And no, I'm neither Catholic nor a tighta$$ in case anyone is wondering!
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