Feb 14th

[Munchkin03]

Originally posted by lifesaver
No seriously, never get a man a teddy bear. Not even if he does have the rainbow on his car and kisses boys. Cause thats gayer than kissing boys. Seriously, I know a few super uber gay dudes and they wouldnt do that. The first thing he'll wanna do with it is trash it. Cause its stupid. If he was a 12 year old girl, JACKPOT, but hes not. Its one more thing on his bed or on the floor that hes gotta move around and make sure to put out when you come over or fear pissing you off.

You really wanna give a gift thats got all that crap drama involved? He'll hate ya for it. I PROMISE. I would.

Some day women will stop thinking of men from their perspective and elevate themselves to a higher plain and finally understand men.

When that day happens, about 97% of the question threads in the dating and relationship forums on GC will cease.

Us guys are stupid. Ya'll make isht about 100X harder than what it needs to be. Seriously. Its not rocket science.

You know what I got my man for V-day last year?

A case of beer. PBR.

BEST GIFT EVER.