Dani, your post made me laugh 

  I always used to think of the craziest stuff when I was little -- I'd look at a big plate glass window and think, 
what if I just threw this brick right through it?  I mean, never did any of that stuff.  I was a good kid.  But I always thought of it.  And your post made me want to post a one liner that just said, "Hey, criticize me!"
oh.  Also, cashmoney's friend needs an STD test pronto.