Desperate Housewives:

[RedefinedDiva]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Rex, homie, you might want to get a new pharmacist. I'm just saying.

OK!!! If I knew a chick was possibly having an "affair" with my husband and has feelings for him, homegirl WOULD NOT be filling my prescriptions. No way, Jose!!

[AKA2D '91]

Originally posted by Wonderful1908
Why do these parents give their children this much control. I mean we got Lynette's kids all over the place, Susan's daughter talking about she is not going to talk to her while she is being unreasonable and throwing the trash. Zach actually telling his Dad we are not moving. I mean WTH? They need to enforce some a** whoppings up and down Wisteria Lane, cause I'm not feeling that. Brie's kids demanding the Dad be at home and cared for, please help me!

LMAO. That's their suburbia. I LOVE it when these "types" come on Judge Mathis. He tears them up.

[btb87]

Originally posted by Wonderful1908
Why do these parents give their children this much control. I mean we got Lynette's kids all over the place. . .

Oh, but Soror, didja hear Lynette threaten her husband when she said that if he ever cheated on her she would take the kids and leave? And that's supposed to keep him in line? Them bad kids? Don'cha know I woulda jumped up outta bed and started throwing stuff in suitcases? But it was too funny when he comes up talking about this is his house, yada, yada, yada; then both he and his dad are outside on the curb. Dad says "I think we should go kick the door down" and hubby says "Yeah, well let me know how it works for you!" That part was too funny!

And Rex, the smart thing to do would have been to wait, get your prescription first, then put Georgie Porgie on blast. But noooooo. . .and then after all that, there's no guarantee that you will be moving back upstairs any time soon.

And it looks like Zack will have his dad on medication soon.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by btb87
Oh, but Soror, didja hear Lynette threaten her husband when she said that if he ever cheated on her she would take the kids and leave? And that's supposed to keep him in line? Them bad kids? Don'cha know I woulda jumped up outta bed and started throwing stuff in suitcases? But it was too funny when he comes up talking about this is his house, yada, yada, yada; then both he and his dad are outside on the curb. Dad says "I think we should go kick the door down" and hubby says "Yeah, well let me know how it works for you!" That part was too funny!

And Rex, the smart thing to do would have been to wait, get your prescription first, then put Georgie Porgie on blast. But noooooo. . .and then after all that, there's no guarantee that you will be moving back upstairs any time soon.

And it looks like Zack will have his dad on medication soon.

If she really wants to keep Gay Matt in line, threaten to LEAVE the kids WITH HIM!!!!! When she said what she said, I was like BWAHAHAHAHHAHHHHAHHAH, he's about to go find Nanny Claire during the commercial.

Zack and Paul ~ Did you all notice how Zack said the word DAD after the ride home from the dance?

[btb87]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Zack and Paul ~ Did you all notice how Zack said the word DAD after the ride home from the dance?

uh huh. . .oh yeah!

And poor deluded John. And how about his dad! He was jealous of his son, wishing it was him instead! The woman that plays John's mom - she looks familiar. Anyone know her name?

[Gina1201]

Rex is going to be in trouble!! George really has some issues. I mean watching the surveillance tapes, trying to poison Rex, cringing under the table. Bree just does not know what she has gotten herself into. I'm mad that they are NOT showing a new episode next week.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Gina1201
I'm mad that they are NOT showing a new episode next week.

Me too and you know that means no ep the following week because of the frigging Super Bowl cuz doesn't the Super Bowl come on ABC? I declare!! February sweeps should have a lot of intensity though with this show. Rex is in TRUH BULL!!

I think John's dad wants to push up on Gabrielle.

Why did I think that Gay Matt's dad was about to do the do with Rex's dominatrix call girl?!!?!? That would have been off the hook.

[Gina1201]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Me too and you know that means no ep the following week because of the frigging Super Bowl cuz doesn't the Super Bowl come on ABC? I declare!! February sweeps should have a lot of intensity though with this show. Rex is in TRUH BULL!!

I think John's dad wants to push up on Gabrielle.

Why did I think that Gay Matt's dad was about to do the do with Rex's dominatrix call girl?!!?!? That would have been off the hook.

No, the Super Bowl is going to be on FOX. However, ABC might show an old episode due to the fact that people might not watch because of the SB. You know folks like to have SB parties.

John's dad definitely wanted Gabrielle, and his wife knew it too.

[AKA2D '91]

A repeat on SB Sunday would be great. I have a parade on SB Sunday night.

If not, I'll tape it!

What was the "secret" about (Lynette's dad)?

[nikki1920]

Lynette's father in law was caught in a compromising position w/one of his "suppliers". When she confronter her husband about it, he told her that his dad had been having affairs for years.

And did anyone else think that Zach's dad was gonna choke him with the tie?

The gardener's dad was attractive. He admired his son for going after what he wanted, lol. I fell over when the gardner (WTH is his name on the show?) said, "Mrs. Solis, will you marry me?"

WTH is up w/George? Is he obsessed with Bree?

CT4, thank you for identifying where Lynette's husband came from!! I couldn't place him for a minute!! but stop calling him Gay Matt. lol..

[Gina1201]

Originally posted by nikki1920
And did anyone else think that Zach's dad was gonna choke him with the tie?

The gardener's dad was attractive. He admired his son for going after what he wanted, lol. I fell over when the gardner (WTH is his name on the show?) said, "Mrs. Solis, will you marry me?"

WTH is up w/George? Is he obsessed with Bree?

I thought Zach's dad was going to choke him. Especially since he's already killed Mrs. Huber, killing again would be no problem for him.

I'll need for John to recognize that anytime your marriage proposal starts with "Mrs." that it should NOT be taking place.

George = CRAZY!! It's just a matter of time before he truly cracks.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Gina1201
I thought Zach's dad was going to choke him. Especially since he's already killed Mrs. Huber, killing again would be no problem for him.

I'll need for John to recognize that anytime your marriage proposal starts with "Mrs." that it should NOT be taking place.

George = CRAZY!! It's just a matter of time before he truly cracks.

I really thought Paul was going to choke the isht out of Zach. I sent Zach a text msg -- clip ons. Oh and for real how old is Zach that Susan had to keep pointing out that Julie is 14. Isn't Zach at the most 16?!?!?!

When John kept calling her Mrs. Solis, I kept thinking, if you have to call her Mrs. Solis, she is not your boo.

Did you all see George at the diner with KimberBree clenching his pants in agony? He needs help.

[btb87]

Originally posted by nikki1920
Lynette's father in law was caught in a compromising position w/one of his "suppliers". When she confronter her husband about it, he told her that his dad had been having affairs for years.

Yeah, but I don't think this was the BIG secret. . . Lynette's husband was going to reveal something to him, but never did (at least that's the way it sounded).

[CrimsonTide4]

Oprah to be a guest star on DH: http://et.tv.yahoo.com/tv/2005/02/01...atehousewives/

[btb87]

Okay. . . family picked a bad time to come and fix a snack, so I missed what, if anything, Bree's therapist said about Rex and his um. . .high tolerance to pain. Can somebody fill me in?

And I'm reeeeallllly wondering what's the deal with Angela/Mary Alice.