Worst. Date. Ever.

[adpiucf]

When you know you've picked a real winner:

1) He calls you 5 times in 24 hours
2) He takes so long to process his thoughts you can see the motors turning in his head
3) Refers to himself in the third person
4) Calls you "Angel," "Princess" and "Baby," but doesn't know your last name
5) Acknowledges his roommate is a stripper and then Mr. Wonderful admits he's also done it "three times."
6) Admits to riding on the coattails of his family's wealth and connections to get a good education, but expounds on the values of hard work and dislike for people who are in "business" because they are "money hoarders"
7) Has political aspirations... but has no clue about politics...
8) You keep closing your eyes so you can roll them without him seeing
9) He keeps saying, "Isn't that ironical?" Help me out here, Alanis... Ironical isn't a word!

And ... 10) The best part of the date is the speedy getaway in your car after you push him away from trying to kiss you and he stands there in stunned silence... Apparently, no one has ever rejected "Mr. Wonderful."

[James]

Don't hate. I wager you go out on another date withthis guy. I'll bet you a cup of starbucks coffee.

[adpiucf]

I'll see your latte and raise you a biscotti.

I will PAY this guy to stay away from me. Never again!

No no no, what's really cool is when you ask a guy to a concert after knowing him for about 5 months, you know, he's become a pretty good friend, you've been crushing on him for a while, and while you're on the way to the concert, he says, "Oh I'm supossed to call my girlfriend to see if she wants to come." WTHeck?!!! No one ever mentioned a girlfriend.
Butt monkey.

[KillarneyRose]

Originally posted by adpiucf

5) Acknowledges his roommate is a stripper and then Mr. Wonderful admits he's also done it "three times."

Mr. Wonderful was a stripper????

[Rio_Kohitsuji]

Originally posted by ADPiZXalum
Butt monkey.

HAHAHAHAHA You made me spit my OJ!

[PhiPsiRuss]

Bad date? Think "movie script."

[texas*princess]

yikes... guys like that actually exist? i thought they only existed in those cheesy girl books I tend to read.

[adpiucf]

Oh T*P, I am that book.

Bring on the cheese.

[ZTAMich]

Reminds me of the Sex and the City episode about *freakshows*
the dating variety, not the sideshow ones. {hugs}

[Greekgrrl]

My formal date broke my nose... and that wasn't the worst part of the date

End of story.

[honeychile]

Hey, adpiucf - where did you find my ex? Tell him he still owes me for the credit card bills I got stuck with!

[sugar and spice]

This was all in the same guy? Yikes.

And James, I think you're wasting your latte here. There are people on GC who would definitely go out with such a loser again, but I've never gotten the impression adipiucf was one of them.

[honeychile]

Tell him I flushed his @!#$%^&* angelfish, too!

Originally posted by Greekgrrl
My formal date broke my nose... and that wasn't the worst part of the date

End of story.

My formal date one year wore white sweat socks with his tuxedo, I didn't see it until he sat down and crossed his legs.