Words/phrases you never want to hear again

[Rain Man]

All these colloquiolisms (sp?) for breasts and genitals. Pick one slang term for each body part and stick with it.

The anatomical slang I particularly hate:

Breasts: Boobs (sounds so juvenile), jugs, knockers, rack (some guy told me that [this particular woman] got a great rack on her, and I literally didn't know what the heck he was talking about). BTW, I am a black guy and I don't know of too many brothers who use the term "rack" to describe breasts. However, for bedroom talk, I use and find the term t*ts or ti**ies acceptable.

Penis: C*ck, pee-pee, wang-wang, 3rd leg, Johnson, love log, meat, joint (what the heck is with all the nicknames). Again, for bedroom talk, I find the word d*ck (or Richard) acceptable.

Vagina: tw*t, beaver (I heard Beaver College in PA literally had to change its name in part b/c of its anatomical inference), cu*t, coochie (sounds ghetto), cooter (that is a Dukes of Hazzard character and should remain that way). For bedroom talk, pu**y is acceptable.

I say all that to say that at least when it comes down to making love and talking and chatting, you don't have to sound like an MD in the bedroom, but IMHO too many slang terms spoil the mood.

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