Greek Chatters say the darnest things

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Originally posted by UF_Pike
Kentucky people.....*Sigh*


You know its kinda funny that you are a KA. You see one night my brothers and I got drunk and cut off all the water to my toliet. we then took paper towels and dried it out. We then got a permanet marker and wrote the letters K-A on the bottom. Thus when we piss and shit, its always on top of your letters.

Also, you just now know about the beer pong game? Dude, I knew about that shit when i was in high school, which was over 4 years ago. You back woods, country ass, white honkies dont get out that much do you? Some how it doesnt surprise me that you just now found out about it. Anyone guy whos in a fraternity that has the Confederate flag in their pictures and a Civil War replica cannon outside their frat house, their always the last find shit out. Maybe I ought to give you a blood hound and slap some overalls on you, maybe then we can call you Jed Clampet.

As for using the el humungo douche bag comment, STOP playing off my comments, I called someone a douche bag on here and now your calling me one. It wasnt an idea in your head, it was me speaking in a previous post, which i may have already deleted.

As for the small penis remark. Often times i have noted that the ones who make fun of the guys with "ego problems", are normally the ones who are very jealous and usally have the little peepee. What is it with you guys on GC and your penis obsessions? Are you that anxious to see my cock?

You remind me, almost to the bad grammar ( like mine), of Ka's here. I bet you go around with a Cowboy hat on all the time and a HUGE dip of Copenhagen in your lip, am I right? I may be worng about the hat, but i'm sure you dip. And also, stop stealing ATO's drink---Bourbon---thats an ATO drink---Steve Spurrier was an ATO, dont make our football legend look bad with your stupid stories while you drink your bourbon. Although I'll have to admit, I was laughing my ass off when i read how you chopped up your TV while drunk. It reminded me of one night last fall after a football game, a Horse shitted on my foot. This was a police horse and I didnt see the cop on him. the horse ran into me and then shitted on my foot. I responded with a "High ho Silver" remark and then slapped the horse's ass. I think I spooked him cause he took off running. The other horse must have not liked me either cause he almost pissed on me, I started yelling at him and the other cop jumped off his horse, he couldnt believe why i was so mad.I told him I dont like mules anyhow, I think that pissed him off even more. I was about to be taken to jail but some of my friends that play football brought out their football cards and I took the one i looked like most and flaunted it to the cop. He then told me to go home and he would be speaking to our coach. Luckily for me I dont really play football and the guy whos Id it was, never got in trouble. Just another one of the drunken expierences.

Wow.