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12-19-2004, 10:50 AM
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Join Date: May 2000
Location: Listening to a Mariachi band on the N train
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Jerry: Oh, this is interesting...
Elaine: What?
Jerry: Jane's topless.
[everyone takes a look]
Kramer: Yo yo ma.
Jerry: Boutros Boutros Ghali...
Elaine: Nice rack.
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12-19-2004, 07:16 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Pittsburgh & Philly area
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"I can't take it any more! She's driving me crazy. I can't sleep, I can't leave the house. When I'm here I'm climbing the walls. Meanwhile I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest... something's gotta give!"
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12-20-2004, 04:44 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: New York City
Posts: 10,837
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Mulva
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12-20-2004, 09:30 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Western suburbs of Chicago, IL
Posts: 5,039
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"Ya know, I don't get it. I'm not allowed to ask a Chinese person where a Chinese restaurant is? I mean, aren't we all getting a little too sensitive? I mean, somebody asks me which way is Israel, I don't fly off the handle."
"Hey, you know what would make a great coffee table book? A coffee table book about coffee tables!"
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12-23-2005, 10:23 AM
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Bumping in honor of Festivus. 
"H & H...and Elaine!"
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12-23-2005, 11:08 AM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: on my own
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But I don't want to be a pirate!
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Go Illini!
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12-23-2005, 01:35 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: only the best city in the world
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"i thought we had a deal with the pigeons!"
"georgieeeeeeee!" ~george's mother
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Do you know people? Have you interacted with them? Because this is pretty standard no-brainer stuff. -33girl
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12-23-2005, 01:39 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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If everything I've ever thought is wrong, then I just have to do the opposite....
Up is down!
Good is Bad!
Left is Right!
Day is Night!
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If there is no wind, Rho
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12-23-2005, 02:05 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Western suburbs of Chicago, IL
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BOOKIE: So. You're Elaine Benes. We've been getting calls fro you for 5 years.
ELAINE: So, listen, when this guy calls, if you could just give him my real number..
BOOKIE: (Interrupting) Hey, Charlie! Guess who's here. Elaine Benes.
CHARLIE: Elaine Benes?!
BOOKIE: You make a lot of man friends. You know who's a man? Charlie here, he's a man. You know who else? Me. I'm a man.
CHARLIE: (faintly) I'm a man.
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12-23-2005, 02:10 PM
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And of course George's answering machine:
"Believe it or not, George isn't at home
Please leave a message at the beep
I must be out or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home..."
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12-23-2005, 05:05 PM
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Super Moderator
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: naples, florida
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she had man hands.
he's a close talker.
she's a low talker.
cartwright??? cartwright???
5-10 minute
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12-23-2005, 05:07 PM
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Super Moderator
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: naples, florida
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jerry: people....i hate them.
elaine: yeah, they're the worst!
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12-23-2005, 05:10 PM
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Super Moderator
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: naples, florida
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george's dad- I'M BACK, BABEE!!!
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12-23-2005, 10:05 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Western suburbs of Chicago, IL
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Woman: Mr. O'Brien?
Jerry: No, I'm, uh, Dylan Murphy. Mr. O'Brien had a long trip, he's sleeping.
Eva: Oh, well I don't want to disturb him. We're just rather excited to meet him face to face, finally. We're faithful readers of his newsletter.
Jerry: Newsletter?
Tim: And of course, his great book, "The Game".
Jerry: Oh, yes, he's very proud of his work in the big game. So you've never, uh, met him before?
Eva: No.
Jerry: Never seen a picture of him?
Eva: Never.
Jerry: Not even on the book jacket?
Eva: There was no picture on the book jacket.
Jerry (nudging George): Hey O'Brien, wake up, c'mon, we got company. Wake up.
George: Hello. I'm O'Brien.
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12-24-2005, 04:05 AM
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And you wanted to be my latex salesman
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