People called in this morning and reported:
1. NC A&T vs SCSU stepshow:  a male group stepping; a Hennessy bottle flew out of one of the steppers' pockets 

 and he dove on it like he was recovering a fumbled football.
2.  At Ruby Tuesdays, a woman was sitting at the bar eating McDonalds. 
3.  After church yesterday, a woman removed her ponytail and her cousin scratched her scalp with a plastic fork IN CHURCH.