Toccara, you are gonna get a man like me put back in rehab. I was through with that kinda stuff, and then you just HAD to show your fine self on national TV. Girl, you just don't know, you just don't KNOW *A small stream of drool appears out of the corner of RM's mouth*
Here is a question devoted to Toccara:
Toccara Elaine Jones is SO FINE (HOW FINE IS SHE??!!)
When I first saw her on America's Next Top Model, I was shocked to find out that my _____________ popped out!
*panel deliberates and writes*
OK, we'll start with George
Well you can call me Pinocchio! Next we'll go on to Nancy.
OK, now to Guich Koock (pronouced GEECH):
Guich, you literally live up to your name because you truly are a Koock! What about you, Minnie?
Louisville Slugger, yes indeedee! Now to Gary:
Strangely fitting, Gary (no pun intended). And finally, Kate:
Well, she WILL want to make a man pop his top.
Quite a myriad of responses. But what can I say, Toccara? You are one gorgeous lookin' sista and I hope you make ANTM, or at least the top 5. Keep on posin', sista!!
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