When were you born?

[AXO Alum]

Originally posted by 12dn94dst:
***patiently waiting for someone born before 1975 to post***

good grief I'm old

I'm feeling it too -- but the details are unimportant... ...I have enough shame in my life for having to share the same birthdate (not year ) with Slick Willy. Here is something I just got on the old email for all us over 25'ers:

>YOU KNOW YOU'RE OUT OF COLLEGE
>WHEN...
>
>1. Your salary is less than your tuition.
>2. Your potted plants stay alive.
>3. Shacking in twin-sized beds seems absurd.
>4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>5. You have to pay your own credit card bill.
>6. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well balanced meal.
>7. You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.
>8. 8:00 AM is not early.
>9. You have to file your own taxes.
>10. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
>11. You don't get carded anymore.
>12. You carry an umbrella.
>13. You learn that "bachelor" is a nicer term for JACKASS.
>14. "Extended childhood" only really pertained to your salary, which is a
>little less than your allowance used to be.
>15. "Twenty-something" means over-qualified, under-paid and not
>married.
>16. Your friends marry instead of hook-up & divorce instead of
>break-up.
>17. You start watching the weather channel.
>18. Jeans & baseball caps aren't staples in your wardrobe.
>19. You can no longer do SHOTS and smoking gives you a sinus
>attack.
>20. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
>21. You stop confusing 401K plan with 10K run.
>22. You go to parties that the police don't raid.
>23. Adults feel comfortable telling jokes about sex in front of
>you.
>24. You don't know what time Wendy's closes anymore.
>25. Your car insurance goes down.
>26. You refer to college students as kids.
>27. You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of beer, bourbon
>and rum.
>28. The beer you DO drink doesn't have to be what's on sale.
>29. Your parents start making casual remarks about grandchildren
>30. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of Taco Bell.
>31. You're on the computer more than you're on the telephone.
>32. You no longer go out for something to eat in Pajama Pants
>and your sorority/fraternity
>sweatshirt.
>33. "The Walk of Shame" is now that long walk from the boss' office back to
>your cubicle.
>34. You're actually glad to hear to hear those two words you hated for 4
>years - "LAST CALL!"
>35. The friends you're making now just don't seem to measure up

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[This message has been edited by AXO Alum (edited February 13, 2001).]