Who's The Best......

[The Original Ape]

person to run this country for the next eight years? If you could elect the next president from a pool of Greekchat participants, who would you select and why? Also, complete their cabinet positions!

[Senusret I]

President: ladygreek
Vice-President: DeltAlum
Education: enlightenment06
Homeland Security: laidbackfella
State: TheEpitome1920
Attorney General: Rudey

In real life, I want Al Sharpton to have a chance.

[lil_sunshine]

President: Ideal08 (she's just the ideal choice )
Vice-President: CrimsonTide4
Education: AKA2D '91
Homeland Security: Senusret I
Sec'y of State: laidbackfella
Attorney General: kiml22 (b/c she's "Strictly Business" )

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by The Original Ape
person to run this country for the next eight years? If you could elect the next president from a pool of Greekchat participants, who would you select and why? Also, complete their cabinet positions!

Good topic; this will give me something to occupy my time tonight at work.


In case anyone wants to know all of the Cabinet positions: http://www.whitehouse.gov/government/cabinet.html

[The Original Ape]

President: TonyB
Vice Prez: PHAShriner
Secretary of State: LaidBackfella
Secretary of Ed.: AKA2d
Secretary of Energy: DirtyMike06
Secretary of Health: Ideal08
Secretary of Labor: Sphinxpoet
Secretary of Housing: Professor
Secretary of Defense: Me
Attorney General Enlightenment06
Director/CIA CrimsonTide

THE NEW WORLD ORDER!


WO!!!!!!!

[PHAShriner/1906]

Hotep Brothers. At this very moment I am moved and will be sending Bro. Ape a bundle of bannanas for granting me the HONOR of being on the "Slate of Da Ape!" As a proud Deuce Quaz who loves the support of my brothers I shall represent Alpha to the highest by providing input to the President. I am going to make it a point to have the President to take the MLK Build The Dream campaign to the United Nations and upon the swearing-in ceremony the President is going to be introduced to BLACK CONTRACTORS with work bids to be hired to PAINT the WHITE HOUSE Black and Old Gold. The Ape's Slate is probably going to be met with critics and will go down in history as "Da Ape's Slate ALPHAGATE 2k4!" Let's do this!

[ladygreek]

This thread provides some much needed lightheartedness to this whole election thing. I mean we even have folx making better acceptance speech's than the real candidates. But then that's probably because folx on here would make better candidates than the real ones. Gonna give it some thought and will be back.

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by ladygreek
Gonna give it some thought and will be back.

Ditto!

[ladygreek]

Pres: CT4 (Natural Leader)

V.P. Ideal08 (ditto)

Chief of Staff: MSN (Could double as the Pres' personal therapist)

State: Laidbackfella (Yeah, relieve the tension)

Defense: Imperial1 (You don't wanna mess with her)

Labor: Senusret (Fair and balanced)

Education:Professor (His name says it all)

HHS: Me (Gotta lick this AIDS crisis)

Homeland Security: AXEAM (I'd sure feel safer)

Commerce: Taylaur2000 (Budding entrepreneur)

HUD: PHA/Shriner (His passionate is needed to deal with the housing crisis.)

Drug Control: MadeNupe8 (Need I say more)

Justice: Kimmie1913 (Got the system down)

Attorney General: Pretty Kitty(Will have the system down)

Transportation: Doggiestyle (if he can find his way back to the boards)

Energy: OA (Clever enuf to start this thread, clever enuf to figure out how to conserve our energy costs)

Treasury: INS2U (Wait, is she eligible?)

Interior: Starang (Don't know what this Sec. does, but I like Starang and would want him in the Cabinet.)

Office of Management and Budget Control: OA (Just seems like a good fit)

US Trade Representative: Steeltrap (Need her wisdom)

EPA: BTB87 (She and mini-btb87 could hold it down making the environment safe for our future generations)

Agriculture: Bamboozled (She knows how to keep sh&t under wrap until it is time to fertilize.)

Veteran Affairs: Who ever is current or former military on the boards.

For those I didn't name, it's not that I don't think you could do the job. We just need to keep some good inventory for the next administration.

[msn4med1975]

What kind of salary would I get if I do the personal therapist thing as well? ROFL thanks for the nod but umm where you gonna work?

[ladygreek]

Originally posted by msn4med1975
What kind of salary would I get if I do the personal therapist thing as well? ROFL thanks for the nod but umm where you gonna work?

I'm Health and Human Services!

[Senusret I]

Originally posted by ladygreek
Labor: Senusret (Fair and balanced)

LOL....i bet i'd be the first one in a corruption scandal.

[Professor]

President: Sphinxpoet - knows how to rally the people and keep the peace
Vice-President: Ideal - has a broad knowledge of many issues
Education: CrimsonTide4 - cause I like the way she posts
Homeland Security: Tude - the enforcer
Sec'y of State: Professor - I like to find the common thread that keep things going
Attorney General:Kimme - I think she is the one in law school -

[TonyB06]

President: Eclipse. A peaceful spirit, and a born leader.

V.P.: RBL. My bruh always represents, and holds it down.

Chief of Staff: delph998 (when a little staff "wood"work is needed, she will get it done right)

Presidential Cabinet Secretaries:

State: btb87--Grace under pressure. She could negotiate gracefully w/ fools and take em' old school behind the embassy if necessary.

Attorney General: Kimmie1913 --makes the best, most reasoned arguments on GC. period.

Justice: FeeFee. A reasoned thinker, but will clown you Brooklyn-style if need be.

Defense:SKEEphistAKAte. A hard-liner who put up with NOBODY's mess. Do not play with her; your feelings will get hurt.

Homeland Security: Original Ape. No non-sense bruh who lives his convictions.

Education:Ideal08. Has a true passion and heart. A good model for the kids.

HUD: CT4. She could fix Cleveland's housing issues and the rest of the nation's as well.

Labor: Big Chill06. Impressed with his statistical breakdown (current tagline) on how bruhs run the nation.

HHS: Gyrl7. She's already takin' care of her mama's doctor, she might as well take care of the rest of em'

Commerce: Steeltrap. Her shopping alone will keep the economy humming.

Drug Control: Nupe4life. Thinks well. Could handle this tough issue.

Transportation:9pmdst. (on the strength of the car stories alone)

Energy: abaici. I just gotta this chick on my team. Besides, she know how to keep the VP on "smooth and mellow."

Treasury: Toocute. Already the mastermind behind the East Coast financial community. She might as well stack the nation's paper.

US Trade Representative: Bamboozled. Cause she keeps "many" deals going simulaneously. Besides the nation's microwave trade imbalance needs to be corrected (smile).

Interior: Epitome1920. Like abaici, I gotta have her on my team. makes sure Illinois votes our way.

Office of Management and Budget Control: Sphinxpoet. Cause you can't have too many bruhs in the White House.

EPA: MeezDiscreet: Because I just want to hear a press conference start with: "Ladies and gentlemen, the Queen of Crunk!!"

Agriculture: Honeykiss1974. Agriculture=farming=Kansas. so it's gotta be HK74.

Veteran Affairs: LovelyIvy84. Cause she dropped it like it's hot with Caesar Romero, one of the nation's premier veterans.


...now, tell me again what time do we paint the White House black?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by ladygreek
V.P. Ideal08 (ditto)

Interior: Starang (Don't know what this Sec. does, but I like Starang and would want him in the Cabinet.)

1) Thanks!

2) I don't know what the Sec. of Interior does, either!!! I'm so glad I'm not the only one!!!!

I started my list, but it's at home on that computer. I'll post it sometime this weekend.

Tony, thanks for recognizing my passion!!! YCLD!