What If Bush Wins A Second Term?

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What will happen if Bush wins:

My boyfriend will join the Navy.

I will throw a party for 2 reasons: Bush won, and my boyfriend joins the Navy, and since he knows I don't want to do a military relationship, I have an easier time breaking up with him. I've been trying for a while.

I will also wake up and go to work/class, but will be much happier than if Kerry had won.