We've been having high winds lately. The winds caused a canopy at school to lift off the ground and because of that, one of the pole supports came off and hit me in the face.
Today at school I was walking to our campus commons...and a bird CRAPPED on me. In Hawaii we say it's good luck when a bird craps on you. The green blob on your newly washed white long sleeve does not look attractive.
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