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[thermobryan]

Originally posted by swissmiss04
Interesting use of the word job.

Not only do I want to stay away from the anal orfices of other people, I want other people to stay away from mine. I don't get how it can be arousing. Maybe I had a traumatic experience during the anal step of development. Regardless, it's a huge huge no-no for me. To each his/her own.

Luckily not all girls agree with you....haha

[James]

ttt

[Lindz928]

Originally posted by Rudey
Ah the circle jerk. It ranks up there with oogie cookie and soggy cracker. I've never heard of people doing it for fun though and have heard about it in hazing incidents for sure. Usually they all race to do it on some food item, and the last guy who busts has to eat a slice of pizza/a cookie/a cracker with a cream topping.

-Rudey
--Talk about becoming really close to your brothers

Yes, I have been told of this from someone who experienced it first hand. (Oops, no pun intended ). A guy I used to know told me about this being used as a hazing thing in his fraternity. I'll spare everyone the name of the fraternity and the school that it was at. I'll just say that it was not at my school.

[ilovemyglo]

Ithis thread is the greatest ever

I had to explain to my mother and father FUPA this past weekend, but I let my dad handle Camel toe.

[lifesaver]

I might have mentioned this earlier in this thread but dont feel like rereading 784 pages.

Last year at work we were all at lunch and the office manager gets out her credit card to pay and pulls out her Sam's Club card. They use really cheap cameras to take your photo. Its real pixelated and in B&W. The flash was real bright so she had this big ole white mark in the shape of a mushroom on her forehead. She busts out with, "Hey look ya'll, It looks like I have a big ole mushroom print on my forhead."

All us guys were laughing our asses off at that. She had no idea.

[Lindz928]

Originally posted by lifesaver
I might have mentioned this earlier in this thread but dont feel like rereading 784 pages.

Last year at work we were all at lunch and the office manager gets out her credit card to pay and pulls out her Sam's Club card. They use really cheap cameras to take your photo. Its real pixelated and in B&W. The flash was real bright so she had this big ole white mark in the shape of a mushroom on her forehead. She busts out with, "Hey look ya'll, It looks like I have a big ole mushroom print on my forhead."

All us guys were laughing our asses off at that. She had no idea.

I think I might need that one explained to me....

[ilovemyglo]

picture the male member-
it sort of looks like a mushroom
now- she said it looks like she had a mushroom print on her head-
so therefore the guys associated it with their members and laughed because of course the only way that happened is if a man had his member on her head.

[Lindz928]

LOL. Am I the only one who would not think that anytime someone said the word mushroom??

Ah, the mysteries of the male mind.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by Lindz928
LOL. Am I the only one who would not think that anytime someone said the word mushroom??

Ah, the mysteries of the male mind.

You didn't know what that was? There's nothing wrong with tea bagging and slapping to make mushroom tattoos on unexpecting guys. If they like it or if the giver looks aroused then there's a huge problem with it.

-Rudey

[Lindz928]

I must admit.... I had never heard the mushroom thing before... And that's a little surprising to me, cause I thought I had heard about almost everything.

[ilovemyglo]

i had two brothers growing up and too many young men running around my house-
there isnt much i havent heard except what i posted in the 'how to ask for anal' forum..

[Lindz928]

Damn, I've been avoiding that thread cause I'm scared to see what I might find there. LOL Looks like now I'm gonna go have to read that one.

[James]

Wait wait.

Do you eat the altoid first and then go down on her? Or so you actually have the altoids in your mouth while you are doing it?

It might be hard to focus while trying to keep the altoid from falling out of your mouth .. . what if it fell inside of her?

Originally posted by ilovemyglo
Okay, the Chunk Peanut butter comment just made me cry!!

As for Altoids, I will be the blunt one (does this surprise ANYONE!) you stick them in your mouth while performing oral because the eucalyptus (or however you spell it!) that they have (because they are curiously strong) has a very nice menthol type feeling that stimulates the clitoris or penis. It is very arousing and highly recommended by two out of three GCers who know what it is! By the way, it is better than ice because it feels really... hmm..... yeah, we won't go there but you can imagine. No numbing effect, just hightened sensations!

[dphies00]

Actually, if you look in sex shops, they have creams with the altoids-type-stuff in them. The creams are edible so you can put it somewhere specific and then lick away - and the receiver has the pleasurable sensation while the person licking is not trying to have an altoid fall out their mouth.

[starang21]

Originally posted by James
Wait wait.

Do you eat the altoid first and then go down on her? Or so you actually have the altoids in your mouth while you are doing it?

It might be hard to focus while trying to keep the altoid from falling out of your mouth .. . what if it fell inside of her?

no, you let it sit under your tounge while you're going down town and let the minty saliva lube her up....that's where her sensation comes. i've had it done to me, and it didn't do too much for me....but it's always gotten a good reaction whenever i've done it.