Pick up lines? Whats your best one?

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by DGqueen17

[Senusret I]

Originally posted by James
Hi, my name is ______

This actually works! Trust me!

[Sister Havana]

I always wanted to use "F*** me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me." But I've never had the guts.

[James]

Funny stuff:

You look like a championship bass, I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

[madmax]

Originally posted by cashmoney
I dont have anything really special. I usually just say whats on my mind since I know most chicks I meet out at a bar/club are already tipsy/drunk.


Here's a few:

Hey! You're sexy.

Hey! You're pretty fucking hot.

(If its a tall chick) Hey! How tall are you? You're fucking hot.

Hey! Do you have a friend named Jenn? (most chicks have a friend named jenn) Usually they do and then I just play it out from there...if they don't, I usually tell them they look like someone I know and by then we're already talking and the ball is rollin.

Do you show them party pics to impress them?

[CSUSigEp]

Just give me a few drinks and whatever i say is a pickup line..

[4RunnerStar]

Just give me a few drinks and whatever i say is a pickup line..

this is true. sometimes it just takes a "look"

[4RunnerStar]

so um...wanna put your willy wonka in my chocolate factory?

[Rudey]

The last time I met a girl as pretty as you I got syphillis.

-Rudey

[thermobryan]

Since nobody is coming up with good ones...

Do you want to be a lion? Get on your knees and I'll throw you my meat

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

I'll bet you $20 my d**k can't fit into your mouth.

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

[4RunnerStar]

F: you look like my third husband.

M: really? how many times have you been married?

F: twice.

[Lindz928]

I once had a guy friend ask me what time I got off work. When I told him he said, "I bet I could get you off alot faster." Or something like that. He wasn't using it to pick me up, so it was funny.

[damasa]

Hey Baby, I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"


word...

[Lil' Hannah]

This really only works for guys, but still...

"How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?"

ROFLfest.

[KappaSigKGB]

Just go to class and sit next to that cute girl you like. (Lets assume this is in the middle of the semester). Then kind of just look in her direction and say, oh...so thats what our professor looks like? If she has a sense of humor, she will prolly laugh, and maybe you can start up a good conversation.