It's a done deal Shaq traded to Miami

[djjukebox]

*as Heat tickets sell like hotcakes in Miami*

The L.A. Heat *er* i mean LAKERS are now the 6th best team in the
West behind:

Minnesota
San Antonio
Houston (with T. Mac)
Dallas and
Sac Town

I KNOW.. I KNOW.. THEY STILL HAVE A GREAT PLAYER IN KOBE. HAVING A
PREMIER PLAYER DON'T GUARANTEE BEING A PLAYOFF TEAM OR 0.500. JUST
ASK ORLANDO AND MY SQUAD PHILLY.

NOW LAMAR ODOM IS NICE. BUT ODOM IS BACK TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME
(S). NOT GOOD LOL. AND CARON BUTLER IS NOT ALL THAT AT ALL. I
THOUGHT HE WOULD BE THE BOMB BUT HE AVERAGED LIKE 9 POINTS LAST YEAR!

FISHER IS A FREE AGENT AND PAYTON NOW WANTS OUT OF DODGE.

LAST THING SOC,...WHO'S PLAYING CENTER?

*getting Steven A. Smith voice ready*

SLAAVA MEDVI-DANKO!

YAO MING GOT HIS CHOP STICKS OUT ALREADY. YUCK-YUCK!