I knew a guy once who would listen very politely and then say "No, thank you, i'm a satanist. care to join us?" and then when they said no or something to that affect he'd say "Oh. Ok then, bye!" and just shut the door.
not that i approve of that since one of my friends is a witness. but even she admitted that it was more funny and creative than saying "Get the hell off my lawn!"
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