Drunk Uncle...Yeah Baby, Yeah!
I have a drunk uncle that came to a family funeral drunk; mind you, he wasn't drunk because of unbridled remorse...just drunk because it was another day. Unfortunately, he decided to say a few words on the decedent's behalf and in a drunken stupor, began to thank "ups" for bringing him gifts from the decedent.
Now it took us audience a little while to figure out that "ups" was really UPS that he was thanking...I had to pray that I didn't laugh out loud at this!
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