Random complaints...

[ZTAngel]

Dear Boyfriend's Roomie,

I was completely sarcastic the other week when I suggested we move in together next month. First of all, I have a roommate. Second, you suck. You are over $15,000 in credit card debt and have already thought of filing bankruptcy at the age of 23. You are in credit card debt because you like to spend your minimum wage salary on designer clothing, designer bedding, expensive electronics that you never use and other frivolous expenses. I would never move in with someone that could potentially not afford to pay the rent at the end of the month. On top of it, you like to bring your random girl of the week home with you at 2am (the ones you meet at the skeezy bar you work at) where you proceed to have loud sex and scream back and forth with her until 5am. I have to be up for work at 7am. You then get all upset because now you can't find a roommate and you can't figure out what to do. Not my problem. Yeah, maybe I'd move in with you....if I were a masochist.