Sexual Fantasies men and women . .. .

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by James
Guys want girls that are ladies in public and whores in the bed room.

And chefs in the kitchen. I dated a girl who was amazing in bed, but not exactly monogimous. Also, she liked to use food in bed, but was not a good cook. So, instead of having the ideal whore in bed, lady in the streets, and chef in the kitchen, I had a whore in the streets, lady in the kitchen, and chef in bed.

[swissmiss04]

Originally posted by PhiPsiRuss
And chefs in the kitchen. I dated a girl who was amazing in bed, but not exactly monogimous. Also, she liked to use food in bed, but was not a good cook. So, instead of having the ideal whore in bed, lady in the streets, and chef in the kitchen, I had a whore in the streets, lady in the kitchen, and chef in bed.

Now, now Russ. Beggars can't be choosers.

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by swissmiss04
Now, now Russ. Beggars can't be choosers.

That was below the belt.

[swissmiss04]

Sorry

I will give you 20 gentleman points for saying she was "not exactly monogamous" rather than "a dirty slut". Way to go!

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by swissmiss04
Sorry

Don't worry about it. So, where are you a chef?

[swissmiss04]

Originally posted by PhiPsiRuss
Don't worry about it. So, where are you a chef?

A lady never tells.

[sororitygirl2]

Originally posted by Rudey
1) Of course. Why would you ask that?? If the guy is OK with it, he should be shot because icing a girl's face is normal but making out with a girl drizzled in it means you're a freak. Those guys probably kiss girls after getting blowjobs.

2) You look at her the same way. Sometimes it might be good to have a mistress for this reason. But whatever. You do it to both girls you just met and girlfriends. Girls you just met are more about slapping her over a couch and giving her the old 1, 2.

-Rudey
--By 1,2 I mean sex a la doggy.

Nothing wrong with the "old 1,2" in a relationship either though... sometimes you just want to f**k, and when that's what you want, it's the best!

[emperorclb]

Im not to clear on what the shocker is, can some one explain?

[decadence]

Originally posted by emperorclb:
Im not to clear on what the shocker is, can some one explain?

This link explains about it in detail you shall wish you hadn't come across: http://www.rotten.com/library/langua...inger/shocker/

There're even T-shirts of it. http://www.tshirthell.com/ etc.