Is it better to be single or attached?

[James]

I think most people are so dysfunctional that it might not much matter.

You can either be single and pine away for a fantasy relationship.

OR

You can be withe your methadone like significant other. Where after the first flush of romance fades the most you can see is, well I am never lonely and I have dates for all major holidays

Luckily most people don't know that there might be something better.