Uhhhhhhh....I have a better show idea to pitch to UPN. It's called "Wowsa!" starring Boris Kodjoe. The main premise of the show will be every epside has Boris shirtless with tiny droplets of sweating beading on his bald head and chest and will feature him just staring into the television camera. This show will have ABSOLUTELY NO DIALOGUE....just staring.
Yep....don't nobody try to steal my idea or get a roundhouse kick to the throat.