I have compiled my favorites below and have surmised that based on these laws, that the UCF Greek System is in severe and dire jeopardy, especially if men may not be seeing publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Yes, I'm kidding. Or ... am I???
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It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
Hialeah: Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
Pensacola: Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.
Sanford:Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances. Violating this ordinance results in a $100 fine.
Sarasota
You may not catch crabs.
Satellite Beach
Beer may not be sold between 2 a.m. and 7 a.m.
Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.
Tampa
Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".
Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.
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