Top ten rejection lines by women and men

[James]

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
(and what they actually mean)


10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone
calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the
same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating
you.)

2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about
all the other men I meet . It's the male perspective thing.)

In response...The male perspective on the same issue...

Top 10 rejection lines given by Men
(and what they actually mean...)


10. I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work.
(You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate.
(You're ugly.)

1. Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly.)

[sororitygirl2]

[AchtungBaby80]

Isn't that on one of those t-shirts that were popular a few years ago? There was one for guys, and one for girls.

[WCUgirl]

what about, "You remind me of my ex-boyfriend." I thought that would have been on the list.

[CatStarESP4]

That is cute and funny!

[HBADPi]

Originally posted by James

10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

I've seen this before but I've actually used this line and meant just that...I see you as a brother. What else do you say to a guy friend who you've you know for many many years and all of a sudden he throws the idea of dating to you??

[decadence]

The girl could say, "I'll get the champagne" ?

[sigtau305]

Good Thread.

[James]

bump

[jess_pom]

Originally Posted by AXiD670

what about, "You remind me of my ex-boyfriend." I thought that would have been on the list.

I once had a guy in a bar tell me I reminded him of his ex-wife. Only she has blonde hair. It was an interesting night.

[PrettyBoy]

This is hilarious, but damn is it true.