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04-26-2004, 06:27 PM
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Re: Man Making Contest
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Originally posted by laidbackfella
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. They picked one scientist to go and tell God that they were done with Him.
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened patiently and kindly and after the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well! How about this? Let's have a Man Making Contest."
To which the scientist replied, "OK, great!"
But God added, "Now we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"
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LOL!!!
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04-27-2004, 05:34 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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Re: Man Making Contest
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Originally posted by laidbackfella
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. They picked one scientist to go and tell God that they were done with Him.
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened patiently and kindly and after the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well! How about this? Let's have a Man Making Contest."
To which the scientist replied, "OK, great!"
But God added, "Now we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"
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 LOL....too funny.
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