We need to reveal our whole anthem for the unaware.
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steven Gutenberg a star?
We do, we do!
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we do!