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TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE SHOUTING TOO MUCH AT CHURCH
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> 10. When the spirit hits you, you pass out on the floor and nobody
> helps you get up.
9. They change the church service times and tell
> everybody but you.
8. Your pastor goes around town looking for a new
> church for you.
7. You shout during the Announcements.
> 6. The ushers warn people who sit next to you.
> 5. There's a pool on what color underwear you have on this Sunday.
> 4. When you come into the church, the ushers issue you protective pads
> and a helmet so you won't hurt yourself again this Sunday.
> 3. You come to church with pom poms.
> 2. Forgetting where you are, you start shouting at your son's
> graduation.
> 1. There's an announcement that states, "If Sister Thornton knocks off
> Sister Odell's hat this Sunday, it's on!!"
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