Those white dresses are all just for show...
We all know that the reason why there is a need for fat circling and no photos... none of us really wear those white dresses or pink catsuits during the initiation rituals... come on ladies... it is time to really fess-up...
This is the real information that Hoover wanted but never got till now... If you really want to know what happens when those chapter room doors close it is this... we all strip out of our "IHQ" issued dresses (hents the reason for the pre-initiation fat circleing ceremonies that happens weeks in advance). We all have our sacrificial mascot slaughterings, we drink the bloods of those sacred animals, we sing and dance to our own "special" music, and then we cerimonally hit each other with the cerimonal feather pillows that have been handed down from the founding members of our chapters (those can be a b*tch to get reserved because so many chapters have initiation on the same day and for me there are only 11 pillows to go around for 120 plus chapters... luckly my chapter is a spring initation chapter!)
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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself.
Each day has enough trouble of its own!" ~Matthew 6:34
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