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In my chapter, we have the guard train the lion so that the President's big entrance on it goes smoothly. The music chair also practically hazes us making us learn to sing "The Circle of Life" and the other Lion King songs in four part harmonies.
Are we allowed to talk about the ritual "bling" or is that a secret too? You know I was really upset when I found out that Victoria's Secret ripped off our idea of diamond underwear in their Christmas catalog, you know, the ones we squeeze under the ritual catsuits...Well that and the diamond encrusted Manolos we wear to walk over the diamond dusted ritual ground.
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