Britney Spears Married???

[kddani]

Originally posted by ZTAngel
Inside Britney's mind:
"Hmmm, well, my album isn't selling as well as I'd like it to. My publicity level is starting to wind down now that I'm not doing any surprise concerts at NY clubs and I'm not doing numerous TV interviews. I can't make out with Colin Farrell because that's been done. I can't deny any Fred Durst allegations because nobody gives a rat's ass about that anymore. I can't get back together with Justin because he was with Cameran. Well, also because I cheated on him...tee hee. I could pose for Playboy but I need to try and keep up this innocent act for just a little bit longer; Playboy will be my last desperate attempt to gain some publicity. Sigh...what to do, what to do? I KNOW! I'll get married! Damn Britney....you're so smart! You just think of everything!!!!"

LMAO!