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Old 12-17-2003, 02:56 PM
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Re: The ultimate dictatorship poll!

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Originally posted by moe.ron
Got this from another board:

If you were a dictator...

1. what was your title???
2. where would you have your dictatorship???
3. what were the first three changes in your territory after starting your dictatorship???
4. how would your relation towards the other gender, let's say: women, change???
5. what was your daily dictator breakfast???
6. what was your dictator car???
7. describe your dictator bed???
8. where were the benefits to your people of having you as their dictator???
9. what was the mission of your dictatorship???

Answer! NOW!!!
1. King of the World, Benevolent Dictator of All and President for Life.
2. Everywhere, otherwise how could I be King of the World?
3. Tofu would be outlawed, No Parking Meters and MTV would have to follow at least some taste and journalistic standards.
4. Where did I see that list of the things women should understand about men? Hmmmm.....
5. Cold Pizza and warm Rolling Rock -- Breakfast of Champions.
6. 911 Targa
7. Ain't gonna go there, but it would be very flexible in terms of use.
8. I'm a nice, understand guy, until someone pisses me off.
9. To stay in power. Isn't that the mission of any dictator?
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