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Originally posted by TigerLilly
Any thread with Trogdor the Burninator in it has to be great.
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AGREE!
Also...
You ever heard those right-wing crazy people talk about how there's a Jewish conspiracy and how the Jews run the media and they have all the money and they pretty much dominate the world?
No?
Well I've heard of it and that would pretty much leave one day of the year when no one else is around to have a whole year of planning of world domination.
That's Christmas. Merry Christmas buddies.
It's Christmas Eve and you know I am hardly sleeping,
There are no presents waiting for me on the floor.
It's the one day of the year when I use what my super Jewish powers are for!
HEY!
Got introduced to the network at my bar mitzah,
Got my code name and number it's one six seven six one.
While you're sitting around that tree and that knock-off menorah,
You're idle, we work,
Justice is done.
Princess Di, we killed her!
El nino, we made it!
Reggie White is stupid!
Billy Joel, let's trade him.
Princess Di, we killed her!
El nino, we made it!
Reggie White is stupid!
Billy Joel, let's trade him.
If the neo-nazis know we're part of the conspiracy,
And if it's as strong as they think, you think they'd be nicer to me.
Still mad about what happened to your pal Jesus?
Well, if he didn't die for your sins,
You'd be going to hell with the rest of us.
Princess Di, we killed her!
El nino, we made it!
Reggie White is stupid!
Billy Joel, let's trade him.
Princess Di, we killed her!
El nino, we made it!
Reggie White is stupid!
Billy Joel, let's trade him.
Wouldn't you like to know what we do on Christmas?
You think we're sitting around polishing our horns?
Making soup with the blood of the Christian born?
You think I'm being rude?
We go to the movies and eat Chinese food.
This is the disclaimer: My name is Adam. I am a Jewish boy. I am very neurotic that people are gonna getmad at me. I like Jews, I like Christian people, there should be no problem, it's not that funny.
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