Most of you guys know that I'm evil, so I won't go into too much detail about what I've done. Jolly ranchers, windshields, bananas, potatoes, and exhausts come to mind.
So I got dumped on my birthday this past summer. Sure, I took off the boots and made a few dents on his car. You know what? Vienna sausage Jewish boy got his ass dumped by the girl he was with after me.
One of the best I've ever seen though...was my sophomore year in college. A suitmate's BF was known to sell weed to whoever at our dorm. Anyway, we had a sack worth $300 that was stolen from our suite. He found out who it was and took care of him accordingly.
We also found out that this perv went rummaging through our underwear. We had BF pee in a jar. When the thief had his laundry in the dryer, somehow the jar's contents made its way in there too.
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