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you guys crack me up! I have tons of these because these are how my friends and i communicate most of the time, and dude, i've got some wicked funny friends....here are some highlights---
"damn gina!"
"you're killing me smalls"
"Whatever major loser, fly away"(with a little gesture or two)
"He's so sad, he soaks his hands in beer hoping to get his date drunk"
"Who do i have to screw around here to get myself a box of easy mac?"
"Did I leave the oven on? No! I'm a squirrel!"
"Badgers badgers badgers badgers, mushroom mushroom!"
"Lick my balls, swallow my load and die"
"Aight, tight"
"Gravy!"
(two people talking)"would you kiss your mother with that mouth?""no, but i've kissed yours""that was you?!?! She said she had a boring night last night"
(I have a lot of gay friends I met through the theater department so when we meet a new ones, we rate them and describe them so we'll remember newer ones...I'm not gay bashing, please don't flame this, actually all of the comments we make, we've heard from the guys themselves)
*"He's so gay, he walks by rooms and they redecorate themeselves"
*"He's so gay, he scares himself at times"
Whenever someone flips me off or says "FU" I have an assortment to draw from....
*"Sorry, I give enough to charity already"
*"And what do you expect to do with the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of your day?"
(guys only)*"won't your boyfriend get jealous?"
(Good Female friends only)*"Sorry, I don't swing that way, and even if i did, I wouldn't date my friends"
*"Nah, I'm too tired to fake it"
*"Why would i want what the rest of the city has turned down?"
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